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The Fifty Shades of Grey movie poster is here...

The poster for the most anticipated movie of the year, Fifty Shades of Grey, has just been released. Prepare your eyes people, it’s about to get all Grey up in your grill…

That’s right. The Fifty Shades of Grey movie poster has been released and it’s fifty shades of tonal grey. Very good with the reference point there designers. Very, very good.

Observe the excellent use of the full grey colour spectrum…

But don't get too excited Grey fans (and closet Grey fans...) because the movie itself is still a long way away. Filming for Fifty Shades of Grey has come to an end and sex-obsessed businessman Christian Grey (ahem, Jamie Dornan) is going to be blessing our screens with steamy scenes and filling our cinemas with mobs of crazy women as early as February next year.

Actor Jamie Dornan and actress Dakota Johnson (who plays Christian's on-screen love interest Anastasia Steele) will be re-enacting every salacious scene from the insanely popular book series.  We strongly suggest you don't see the film with any elderly female relatives or, you know, your dad.

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In the meantime a Fifty Shades of Grey teddybear has been created to ease the pain of the year-long wait for the film itself.

Snuggle up to a creepy Christian Grey bear and.... yeah okay we don't even know how to finish that sentence. Seriously, who buys a teddy bear with handcuffs?