When in doubt, drink.
Any reality TV producer worth her salt knows that DRAMA is the aim of the game.
How does one create a veritable powder-keg of said drama? Just add alcohol to an already ridiculously contrived situation and reach for the popcorn.
Emily Simms, one of the ladies vying for The Bachelor‘s Sam Woods’ heart and loins (isn’t loins the most disturbing word? Loins), reckons she knew she was on her way out during the regular Rose Ceremony cocktail fiasco and so decided to get herself shitfaced in preparation.
Great plan, lady! Show him what he’s missing out on.
“I had decided to walk out that morning. I told Ebru when we were in hair and makeup that I had had enough of the lies, the fake bullshit. I was at breaking point,” she wrote on Instagram.
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One thing that really struck me while watching this episode was how bad Emily is at reading people. She was so divorced from the reality of how she came across to others it was almost comical watching her try and deny that she was highly strung. Every criticism Sam made was a legitimate one.
I know one of the girls from last season and the stories she told of her time in the show make my skin crawl. She doesn't tell it in these terms but what she relays can only be interpreted as the contestants being manipulated and sent batty through enforced isolation and disconnection. Then their relationships with the bachelor and with the other girls are played with and carefully orchestrated through bizarre restrictions on who they must be locked in a room with for a whole day, with these topics allowed and those topics not etc. This isn't the first instance I've heard of girls on the show just drinking themselves to oblivion to escape the whole thing. I hate to be a killjoy and I know people sign up for these things, but how can people be ok with sitting back and watching this as fodder for their boredom?