An inside look at how Donald Trump is preparing for the inauguration.

By 4:30am Australian Eastern Standard time, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States.

But it would appear that Mr. Trump still has some work to do before his first presidential address.

THE MAN STILL CANNOT PRONOUNCE THE WORD CHINA FOR GOODNESS SAKE. IT’S TWO SYLLABLES.

Ahem.

But he has also struggled throughout his time as a presidential candidate, and as president-elect, to refrain from disparagingly describing women by their body parts.

Easy mistake.

Thus, he is being gently reminded that his political opponent was H-I-L-A-R-Y-C-L-I-N-T-O-N, not an anonymous woman who is "unattractive both inside and out".

The video above features Trump doing his best to not makes jokes about Obama, or creepily suggest he'd date Ivanka if she weren't, you know, his biological daughter. 

It would seem the only foolproof way for Trump to avoid saying anything mildly offensive, would be to stand on stage in silence.

Indeed, it would be his best political appearance yet.