By MAMAMIA TEAM
Melissa Gorga is a Real Housewife of New Jersey (not to be confused with those fake ones you run in to all the time when you’re visiting the US).
She and a bunch of co-stars have their very own, and much watched, American reality television show.
The show has an intricate plot line and comes from a complex genre but the long and short of it is this: Camera crews follow Melissa Gorga and other rich married women around while they do rich married women kind of things.
It’s inane but disturbingly watchable television.
And it’s made Melissa and her co-stars household names. The amount of Real Housewives merchandise you can buy online is enough to make McDonalds Happy Meal producers shake their heads.
Their fame has escalated so much that Melissa has now written a book. The book, entitled Love Italian Style (European. Classy) teaches its eager readers all the secret tips and tricks for maintaining a ‘hot and happy’ marriage.
In the book, Melissa talks about the importance of dressing to please your man, and always ‘aspiring to be eye candy for your husband’. She writes at length about how her husband calling her fat isn’t rude or inappropriate, it’s helpful! After all ‘honesty is always a compliment’.