Welcome to the latest edition of silly things men have posted on the internet.
This time around, an unknown Australian man has shared a ridiculous, virtually unattainable list of dating requirements.
The dating ad, which was originally shared by the man on Facebook back in October, included absurd requirements for a woman with ‘C cup breasts‘ who is ‘between 43-47kg’.
“I’m just a 35 year-old looking for love,” the post read.
“If you’re between 19-23, no taller than 5’1, 43-47kg, Caucasian or maybe halfcast something exotic, have a job, licence, reasonably modern car, regularly gym (no skinny-fat girls, thanks), have an “innie” vagina, C cup breasts, no cheap tattoos and no face piercings,” he added.
“[You’ll] also be willing to move to Canberra to be my girl, have a good personality and sense of humour, never get bratty or start arguments over nothing, and not be insecure when I don’t come home all weekend.”
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What a Boneheaded Bozo 🙄
He forgot to put 'must be absolutely desperate'. He forgot to include anything whatsoever that he has to offer or why anyone would consider meeting him, let alone dating him.
A suitable reply to him would include: must have never been married, never had children, nor any possibilities of any surprise kids out there, but must be highly fertile with 'donor quality' level sperm. Must have an 8.5" c0ck at a minimum, with a girth of <insert measurement="" here="">, able to get and stay hard easily and without any medication. Knows how to use it, even when I am on top; you will not let me feel I am doing all the work -ever. Must not be circumcised, but incredibly hygienic. Must be able to reach orgasm - but only after I have been supplied two by you first - every time. Must enjoy going down on me, very frequently 3 times a week minimum. You will buy me quality lingerie of my choosing every quarter. No issues with your mother (mummies boys or haters). Your mother doesn't have possession & jealousy issues with your girlfriend/partner, and try to compete with her and put her in "her place". You're not friends or in contact with any exes, don't keep their photos and no chance of running into them. No back, neck, shoulder, thumb or finger hair, or if you do suffer this, must get IPL/laser/wax so frequently that I'd never know it was there.Will support me and offer sympathy, massages, magazines and comfort foods every day and night during my monthly PMS. Can cook but takes me to fancy dinners at least two nights a week. You participate n household and errands and never complain. You don't just know where the iron and vacuum are kept, you chose the brand * models because you are particular about these, as well as bed linens, requiring at 500 thread count. You remember all birthdays, anniversaries and special events and celebrate my success with a piece of jewellery and at least two dozen premium rare flowers, never in orange or yellow, and realise I must have them delivered to work or a large social events, where people will notice - your actions make me look good every time. If this sounds like you, then please... hit me up ;-)