As with any woman who goes on a first date with a man, it is absolutely imperative she brings along a document detailing her entire work history (medical history helps too), a cover letter, and a list of every allergy/fear/weakness she has.
If she doesn’t, she is lying. And will forevermore be known as a dirty rotten liar.
In order to find a husband, the golden rule is you need to reveal EVERYTHING about yourself. As EARLY AS POSSIBLE. Otherwise no man will ever love you. Obviously.
Clare J’s date with our Bachelor Matty J was clearly no exception to this extremely important rule…
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