By MARY WARD
UPDATE, 3PM: As of this afternoon, Fairfax news are reporting that RGDance have ceased trading, effective immediately. Grant Davies will remain in custody until he faces court in July.
“Yeah! Work it Milly*!”
A Ke$ha song begins to play. A girl struts across the stage, hands on her hips. She contracts her body forward, Tyra Banks Style, before throwing her head to the front, her lips in a pout.
She stares down the adjudicator. He smiles.
The girl has spread her legs and bent her knees. She proceeds to thrust her pelvis and her rib cage simultaneously. By this stage, she has been joined by around 20 other girls, all jiggling their bums and chests in the same fashion.
Throughout their routine the girls hold their legs behind their heads, a tiny slip of green lycra across their crotch the only thing standing between them and a wardrobe malfunction.
They finish their dance to thunderous applause. By the end of their routine, the hotpants the troupe wore have well and truly ridden up their (now stationary) behinds. Many a bralette has rolled up on itself.
There’s no doubt that the girls are flexible and energetic. Their unison is spot-on, and they look like they love what they do. They win their division.