Your daily dose of cute: Snakes wearing tiny hats

Behold as all of Indiana Jones’ nightmares come to life.

Depending on who you ask, a snake can be a wonderful or terrifying pet.

For some people those slithery armless animals are straight from the depths of Mordor, while others think they make great pets. Whatever your stance on reptiles, we now have definitive proof that owning a snake is worth it. May we present: SNAKES WEARING TINY HATS!

The Bowler Derby

This guy's bowler would make Charlie Chaplin and Winston Churchill proud. Or maybe it would just confuse them. It's hard to say.

The Cowboy

The meanest rattler in all of Texas rocks a 10-gallon with the best of them. If you think this is ridiculous wait till you see him ride a horse.

The Sunhat

Tea time with her is always lovely, assuming you can get past the "Mouse Crumpets" she insists on making.

The Fancy Gentleman

Such elegance! Such poise! The hat/moustache combo has significantly upped the proper gentleman score card of this little fellow. If only he'd stop sticking out his tongue at dinner parties.

The OTHER Fancy Gentleman

Just another moustache clad snake going about his day. Wait, is this going to become a thing? We don't envy whoever has the job of attaching these facial hair pieces.

The Party Animal

Let's be honest, this gal doesn't look like much of a partier. She looks more like the, "I'll come by and say hi, but I'd much rather sit on my couch and drink a bottle of wine at home," type. We can relate.

The Window Watcher

"Will my husband ever return from battle?"

Ssssteampunk

Because being a snake didn't make him edgy enough already. Let's be honest though, there's a good chance the owner of the snake has a similar hat of their own.

The Honest Abe

Four score and seven years ago I swallowed a rabbit and, I swear, it was so huge I think I'm still digesting it. ~shudder~

The Miniature Lincoln

Maybe when he grows up he can get a REAL top hat.

Did they make you say aw? Do you kind of think snakes are cute now? DO YOU WANT TO GO BUY ONE? Let us know below!