There is a thing called ‘cryptozoological erotica’.
I’m going to go ahead right now and tell you that this post is definitely NSFW. I know this because I did all the research at work, and shit got weird. Very weird.
Cryptozoological erotica is basically a romance genre for the ladies, but all the ‘men’ doing the romancing aren’t so much ‘men’ as they are ‘scary and bizarre weird animal-beast hybrids’.
Books like 50 Shades of Grey opened up a whole new world of erotic fiction for many women, and if you’re prepared to go down some very disturbing rabbit holes on Amazon, you’ll find yourself in the very bizarre universe of self-published cryptozoological e-books.
Basically, the whole vampire/werewolf trend has been taken an epic step further, and you can now find books where the ladies get freaky with all different kinds of mythological or ancient creatures.
Seriously, any weird creature that can be placed into an erotic scenario, is placed into an erotic scenario.
Some of the titles include (and yes, I read passages from every one of these and have provided some of my favourites):
Moan for Bigfoot: “From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic.”
Mounted by a Monster: “His teeth grazed against my sensitive flesh. I wanted to blame the cold air on the hardening of my nipples, but I knew it was a lie I was telling myself. I’d never had a man suckle so roughly against my breast and it was turning me on.”
Dragon’s Lair: “That bulbous girth that dangled from his groin was bigger than any she’d had experiece with, and it was quite clearly not fully erect yet. It’s dark, ruddy shaft bulged with veins beneath a triangular tuft of red-gold pubic hair that extended musk.”
Alien Ecstacy: “Well, if they were going to probe me this I hope they didn’t stop short like they had last time. At least I should get a mindblowing orgasm out of it, right?”
Mounted by the Gryphon: “One Gryphon especially catches her eye. This Gryphon is bigger and somehow more handsome than the others.”