“Stop riding that penguin" + other things you never thought you'd say until you had kids.

“No. No-no-no. Stop. Don’t do that. Don’t put that in your mou…”

Ah, the familiar sounds of talking to your kid.

Iowa video producer and father of four boys, Nathan Ripperger has decided to immortalise all of the crazy things he has said to his kids over the years in awesome posters.

Check them out:

You can buy these at his Etsy store, if you fancy.

So, what is the oddest thing you have ever had to say to your kids?