Are you a little bit shy? Do you ever find it hard to start awkward conversations with your significant other?
Boy, do we have the solution for you.
They’re called Conversation Underwear and they were invented by an American brand called What Would Your Mother Do. I think they might have been inspired by those Victoria’s Secret panties that say things like “bite me!” and “take a peek!”. Only these undies… have very, very different messages. (Please refer back to the brand name for an indication as to why.)
Let’s go through them one by one, shall we?
1. The “Not tonight”
According to the brand’s website, these undies exist because “sometimes you just want your partner to know, it’s not a good night.”
So. You know that moment when you’re both in bed, and your partner might roll towards you and do that sneaky feel, or a kiss that signifies exactly what he thinks the two of you might be getting up to?
And maybe you’ve just started your period, or maybe you have a headache that’s trying to kill you, or maybe you haven’t shaved your legs… but for whatever reason you just don’t really feel like it?
Well. The happy news is, you no longer need to actually say that to your partner. You just need to show him the waistband of your underwear and he’ll get the message loud and clear! Awkward conversation avoided. Happy days for everybody.
The best thing about the “not tonight” undies are that they come with a matching shirt. For double the effectiveness in getting the message across! Heck, you can even wear it around casually and then everyone will know exactly what you’re doing that night. I.e. not having sex.
2. The “Zip it”
We think these might have been designed for sharing the abstinence message amongst all them teenage boys and girls. Because when all those hormones are raging, you sometimes just need a cute, sloganed shirt-and-panty combo to remind you what’s what.