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STOP THE 'INTIMACY' CHAT: Australia reacts to the final MAFS dinner party and thank goodness.

 

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It’s this season’s final MAFS dinner party and we’re going to miss this raw, chaotic energy on our screens every week.

But first, we must finish the bride’s home stays. Connie and Johnny have made up (boring), Steve and Mishel still haven’t banged but clarify they’re very ’emotionally intimate’ (bah), KC and Drew have banged (ehh) and Michael is still confused with Stacey’s… ‘lifestyle’.

Watch Michael grill Stacey over her work history. Post continues below.

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But stop, because Lizzie’s family grilled Seb. You see, Lizzie’s MAFS track record isn’t great and her mum doesn’t want another Sam Ball situation to happen.

Fair. But this means she says things like: “Does that mean you don’t have a savings goal right now?” and “Lizzie needs a person with a reasonable income to sustain a life she’s accustomed to,” and our personal fave… “I’m on the fence and what I’d really like to see from you is stability, commitment and an investment property.”

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And yes, that last one is going on the ol’ Tinder profile.

Finally, we get to the dinner party and the experts have outdone themselves. The couples have been asked to supply and receive anonymous feedback cards and consider the pot stirred.

Shots were fired but it was Connie and Jonethen’s sex life, or lack thereof, that got the most… action.

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It ends with Jonethen admitting that although he's not attracted to Connie, he finds her attractive. He thinks there's a difference but nobody else sees it.

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KC and Drew and Mishel and Steve's respective sex lives also get discussed, but the latter couple comes out worse for wear. Mishel realises she doesn't want to be an 'old married couple' with Steve. She wants *shudders* the intimacy and won't settle for anything less.

On another note, the word 'intimacy' gets used approximately 91383 times every episode and we never want to hear that word again.

Here's how Australia reacted to tonight's episode.

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