This photo of Chris Brown and his girlfriend is the worst photo of all the photos.
That’s Karrueche Tran. Chris Brown started dating her after he, you know, beat up Rihanna. When Rihanna forgave him, he dated both women until he could decide who he wanted. Eventually he chose Rihanna, but when that didn’t work out, he went back Karrueche. Allegedly.
Now they’ve taken this photo.
Do NOT call Amanda Seyfried’s dog a rapist.
Amanda Seyfried was not pleased. This was her brilliant response:
Yesterday we brought you blood facials, today we bring you vodka hair.
Put the shot glass down, friends – she doesn’t mean drinking vodka.
She means putting it in her hair every day because wealthy models obviously live lives steeped in common sense and reality. She said, “My only daily vodka is that I use it to lighten my blonde hair… and it really works!”
What a waste.
Here’s Eva on the cover of this month’s Vogue Thailand, in which she no doubt revealed that the secret to her amazing body is smothering it in Lindt chocolate before rinsing it off and watching it go down the drain with her hair vodka.