It’s coming up to award season. But, why should we let the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (whoever they actually are) have all the fun?
Welcome to Mamamia’s 1st Annual Fluff Awards. They’re a set of awards that we’re giving out to our favourite celebrity news stories for 2013. The stories that made us laugh, made us cry and the ones that sent us into a crazed panic because they broke just before we all left the office on a Friday. They’re the best celebrity stories of 2013, and we’re proud to present them with the awards they deserve .
The Ross and Rachel Award for Excellence in a Celebrity Relationship Saga
This year, Liz Hurley and Shane Warne kept the world (look, maybe just Australia and England) on the edge of their seats with their gripping Twitter exchanges:
— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) July 4, 2013
And remember that time Shane made front page news when he went to a golf tournament because HE COULD HAVE BEEN GOING TO ENGLAND TO REUNITE WITH LIZ? Yeah, unfortunately we do too.
Celebrity Haircut of the Year
Kardashian of the Year
We didn’t think that anyone could out-Kardashian Kim, but Kanye has really gone above and beyond this year. Here are a couple of choice quotes:
“What fun is life if you don’t talk s**t right? Everybody gon’ talk s*** to you, right? Anybody gonna tell you what you can, you can’t do, right?” – On tour in Las Vegas “No one is looking at what [President] Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.” – In reference to his wife’s selfie in a white swimsuit.
Oh, and then there was this whole thing: