Hi, hello, how is it going? Hope your day is going well, hope the family is good etc. etc.
Look, we have something we need to talk about.
Just in case 2017 wasn’t enough of a doozy, what with Trump, North Korea and bikini bottoms that appear to get smaller every summer, there’s something else we need to discuss.
Butt acne. Yep it’s a thing.
‘Buttne’, as we have so affectionately called it, is a thing because sometimes bad things happen to good people.
But, let’s relinquish the stigma, really learn about it, and figure out exactly how we’re going to to fix it.
So what is this scourge of the arse flesh?
To really get down to the nitty-gritty, we spoke to Dr Adam Sheridan of the Specialist Dermatology Surgery & Laser clinic in Melbourne.
He said that this type of acne was different to, say, a zit on your face simply due to its origin. Where a pimple on your face would be an infected sebaceous gland, on the buttock it would stem from your hair follicle. Dr Sheridan stated that in some cases it could also occur in the perineum – the bit between your vagina and your anus – but this is much rarer. Thank god.
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“Acne is an exuberant inflammation response to normal bacteria on the skin,” he said.
“On the buttocks it’ll mostly be a frank bacterial inflammation, and sometimes it’ll be fungal or yeast related, or inflammation from irritants like dust, and chemicals. Tight clothing, sweat, heat, sand could also be triggers. That sort of thing.”
What causes it?
So you’ve been confronted by new zit-esque visitors on your backside and now you’re wondering what karmic figure you pissed off to deserve such a thing.
Certain individuals can be more prone to it depending on their occupation, for example sports people, carpenters and professional drivers, purely because they’re more exposed to irritants. Same goes for sufferers of polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) due to their already present hormonal imbalances.