We found Billy from Married At First Sight's nude calendar. You can thank us later.

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The most important moment of Monday night’s Married At First Sight has been overshadowed by a fight about… surfing? And we won’t stand for it.

Before Susie initiated the most bizarre couple argument in the history of the universe, regarding nonexistent sweetener and surfing timeframes, her ‘husband’ Billy shared something very important with her.

And unlike the amount of artificial sweetener he has in his house, he was not lying about this.

We saw it.

You see, Billy likes to pose naked. We can’t blame him. And sometimes, he poses naked for calendars called Manscapes by photographer John Bortolin.

Yes, so, that happened on prime time television.

Billy and John have both shared shots from the past few years of Manscapes calendars to social media but of course they're uh... censored.

 

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A post shared by John Bortolin (@john_bortolin) on Oct 21, 2018 at 2:14pm PDT

 

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A post shared by John Bortolin (@john_bortolin) on Oct 28, 2018 at 2:51pm PDT

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A post shared by John Bortolin (@john_bortolin) on Feb 28, 2019 at 12:15pm PST

 

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A post shared by John Bortolin (@john_bortolin) on Feb 25, 2019 at 12:06pm PST

 

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A post shared by John Bortolin (@john_bortolin) on Mar 4, 2019 at 11:29am PST

 

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A post shared by Billy (@billyvincent) on Apr 5, 2016 at 2:14am PDT

 

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A post shared by Billy (@billyvincent) on Apr 13, 2017 at 6:12pm PDT

Because we take investigative journalism very seriously, we've tracked down Bortolin's website where the (uncensored) Manscapes 2019 calendar is still available to purchase.

It's perfectly timed too, because Billy is Mr March.

A portion of the money from sales of the calendars goes towards men's mental health charities, so you can support a good cause while being a littlelot... Thirsty.

You're welcome.