According to my calendar, but also to my Instagram feed, tonight is New Year’s Eve.
That means precisely three things:
There will be a lot of photos of people on boats.
There will be an Uber surcharge, making it cheaper to simply buy a brand new vehicle and drive home.
And there will be a certain demographic of human who wishes at 10:05 pm that they had opted to stay in and watch something on Netflix while eating chocolate.
The playlist situation is sorted out early.
A good playlist, as we all know, can make or break a social situation.
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Here are the five best:
- New Year’s Eve party anthems
Well, yes. I guess this one is obvious.
This playlist includes, Raise Your Glass by Pink, Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars, Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly, Crazy In Love by Beyonce and Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake.
Need I say more.
2. Songs to Sing in the Shower
Followed by more than 2.7 million people, this is simply one of the best playlists on Spotify.
We’re talking, Stand By Me by Ben E. King, Dancing In The Moonlight by Toploader, I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys, September by Earth, Wind and Fire and Africa by Toto.
If that doesn’t make any party fun… well… shit.