Stop. Get out of your bubble bath. Peel back the shower curtain. Climb out of that warm, snuggly bed.
But don’t get dressed just yet… don’t find yourself overcome with dread about being cold or uncomfortable or not knowing what to wear around the house on a lazy Sunday morning.
Nay, stress not friends.
Listen: Monz is (somehow) an even happier human being with this dressing gown in her life. Post continues after audio.
Sure, you could grab a cup of tea and chuck on some RESTRICTIVE pyjamas. Or a SEPARATE pair of pants and top. That would be FINE and life would go on and mediocrity and disappointment would flood your Sunday.
There is a better way.
Discard the pyjama. Burn the tracksuit. Cast-away the oversized top that’s one washing cycle away from turning into actual dust.
Ladies, I implore you… whoever you are, wherever you’re at and whatever you’re doing… let me draw your attention to a very special item of clothing.
The dressing gown. But not just any dressing gown. Oh no no no…
The Peter Alexander, Long Teddy Gown.
You know the gown.
That one you tie up at the front with the big ol’ sleeves that is sort of made out of towel material so you can put it on while you’re still a bit wet but is also made out of the softest fake fur in existence and has the potential to bring about world peace.