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ROAD TEST: The multi-tasking sex toy that'll keep you warm this winter.

Imagine the scene:

It’s dark outside. There’s a storm.

Suddenly, the lights go out.

And all you’re left with is darkness…and your imagination.

Luckily, your imagination leads not to horror movies, but sexual fantasies. You believe in ‘being prepared’ – but you’re no Girl Scout.

So your emergency kit in your bedside table drawer contains your vibrator, not a torch – because you have your priorities straight.

If your life was made into a movie, this could potentially be a scene from it:

But we’ve got something that might interest you: it’s a vibrator with a light.

Yep, the Wiild Casanova Vibrator in Rose and White has a built in light, designed to help you navigate places where the sun don’t shine. Literally. It has a pink neon light that adds some glow to your nocturnal activities.

(Please note the double ii in the name to indicate the level of wildness/passion/unadulterated pleasure that this product promises to deliver on.)

Ok, I’m done with the word play, now to the foreplay. Here’s what the vibrator looks like:

It comes in a pretty package. Source: Supplied.
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And this is what Mr Wiild Casonova looks like in mood lighting:

Glowy goodness. Source: supplied.

 

So, yes, ok - it's not a strong light - but I never said it would be useful torch during a blackout.

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Between the sheets, however, it's a bit of fun.

The toy has four intensities, and three different pulsations. The light isn't synched with those, which is really disappointing, because I was looking forward to some undercover strobe lighting.

Anywho, as a vibrator, the Wiild Casanova lives up to its name. It vibrates and pulses and does what any good sex toy does.  It has the standard clit stimulator, and because it's smooth, it slides in easily, which is great, because I HATE ribbed sex toys. They're so tedious.

Admittedly, it's a little on the small side, which may suit you perfectly, or may not. Put it this way - it's good for beginners as an entry level toy.

And, the Wiild-C is splash proof. It says so on the box. I didn't immerse it in water, but I can tell you for sure that it doesn't break when used with anything that's in a liquid state, like oil.

So, in summary, the Wiild Casonova isn't much of a torch in emergency situations. But it does what you want it to. And you can't go wrong with a sex toy for $14.99.

So buy it, and enjoy your next electrical black out.

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