SHHHH please.
Some of us want to see what $150,000 worth of interview looks like and we very much need to concentrate.
The ex-deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce and his former media adviser Vikki Campion are here to tell us about the time they had an affair and then a lil’ Sebastian.
When news of the Sunday Night interview broke, not for one single moment did we believe we were above this. We knew where we’d be at 8:30pm on Sunday night, and were sure we had snacks in anticipation.
Ahem.
Our first thoughts regard the excessive exposed brick in Campion and Barnaby’s home and, look, we’re not… fans. It’s a bit much and frankly it’s dated and no this interview is not bringing out the best in any of us.
Anywho, we’re shown a little teaser for what’s to come and Barnaby has decided it’s a good time to blame his six-week-old baby who doesn’t even know what his own name is for this whole mess.
Barnaby says that sometimes he looks down into lil’ Sebastian’s face, with his blue eyes and entirely innocent soul, and thinks, “Boy, man, you’ve caused some problems.” He then cackles like a maniac and no.
Sebastian isn’t responsible for shit. All Sebastian did was get conceived, and now he sleeps and poops and cries.
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I wondered if they both suffered from speech impediments? There seemed to be a lot of stuttering! I was squirming in my seat, it was excruciating to watch, I was almost looking through a slit in my hand. What a complete dickhead he is. Shame Barnaby, shame!
Does anyone truly believe Vikki ever considered abortion? I very much doubt it. I genuinely believe she did the old tried and true get pregnant to trap him method. I don't believe for a second she ordered any medication or went to any clinic. Where is the proof? Exactly there is none. She had zeroed in on a goal - what she wanted, to get pregnant by Joyce, and she was very focused until she got what she wanted.
There is no fool like an old fool, and she is playing him like a fiddle.
Adding on that tonight I saw from a media person on twitter that the media are camped outside Natalie's house and ready to pounce on and question her or their daughters as soon as they leave the house. Surely Barnaby realised this might be the result of this interview? Hasn't Natalie and the girls been through *enough*?!?? What a selfish man, being lead into callous indifference by an even more selfish and calculated woman.