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"My boyfriend's mum is trying to force me to tattoo my brows. How do I get out of it?"

Microblading – a fancy word eyebrow tattooing – is the most buzzy beauty treatment of the year. But while a good microblading session leaves you with feather-fine strokes of ink that make you look like you were born with perfectly shaped brows, a bad session can go very, very wrong.

That’s where Reddit user AundaRag is facing a dilemma. Her boyfriend’s mum got a bad brow job, and now she’s talking AundaRag  into doing the same. She even bought her a voucher for Christmas.

“I’ve been talking about having my eyebrows microbladed forever by a very expensive high-end studio. After showing my boyfriend’s mum and aunt some really cool microblading photos on Instagram, my boyfriend’s mum opted to have her brows microbladed… at a discount Groupon joint,” AundaRag  writes.

“They don’t look terrible meaning she isn’t deformed or anything, but they certainly don’t look anything like the caliber of work I would be comfortable with on my face. What matter is she is very happy with the results so I am happy for her.”

"She isn’t deformed or anything, but they certainly don’t look anything like the caliber of work I would be comfortable with on my face!"

By not terrible we can only assume she means "drawn in with a Sharpie marker".  Unfortunately the mum-in-law is so happy with her new look,  she wants AundaRag  to get hers done by the same artist.

"The caveat is that she buddied up to the microblade-artist and keeps telling me, “She is so cool, she can totally do your brows too, I have her card as soon as your ready!” It was mentioned that they may have even PURCHASED A SESSION for me with her for Christmas. No way. Can’t. Won’t," she writes.

Now AundaRag  is stuck with a dilemma - how does she tell her potentially future mother-in-law that she doesn't want to accept the 'generous' gift because her brows look like a Halloween costume (we assume)?

"How do I graciously decline? I clearly don’t have plans to say, “I already booked another artist” because the artist I want is way out of my immediate price range at the moment. Admitting I don’t like the artist’s work literally insults my boyfriend’s mum’s looks. I’m feeling really trapped with this one".

If you ask us, having your face permanently disfigured out of politeness is above and beyond good girlfriend duties.