NSFW: The baby shower cakes to bring if you hate baby showers.

WARNING: this post contains very NSFW images. 

Are you ready for this? We highly doubt it, but we both know you’re going to look anyway.

Here’s a gallery of nine baby shower cakes to bring if you really, really hate baby showers. Or baby sprinkles.

Number 5 and number 9 are particularly, um, terrifying.

Take a look:

Check out more professional cakes that have gone horribly wrong at the Cake Wrecks website here.

Are you a baby shower lover or hater?