Ever wondered what a 10-month-old might ask Santa for Christmas? This hilarious wishlist will give you an idea.
Dear Santa,
I am a 10-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups.
And I know you’re ready to make the joke about 10-month-old babies and how all we want is the wrapping paper and the boxes. Touché, Santa. Touché. We do, of course, want those things. But I have a number of additional things I want very badly.
My list is enclosed below. Have a lovely holiday.
– 10-Month-Old Baby
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A Comprehensive List of the Things I Want for Christmas
Dearest Santa: For Christmas, I would like the following:
1. This laptop cord
I want this laptop cord more than I have ever wanted anything. Please. I also want the power strip with the orange on/off button and the white label on the other cord pictured (the one not connected to the laptop). I would be ok with just a bunch of electrical cords in general, but I would really love these specific ones that are located behind my mother’s desk next to the air-conditioner (whose cord I also want).
2. This Wall Mount Entertainment Centre
I have no idea why my mother does not want me to play with this thing, as it is obviously a child’s toy. I would like one for my room.