GATHER YE ROUND YE FAIR MAIDS AND YE GENTLEMEN. YE.
As of ye yesterday, it is noweth possible for any womaneth or ye maneth to be Knighted by Her Majesty the Queen. Eth.
We already have ‘officers’ and ‘members’ of the Order of Australia, but Tony Abbott decided this week that those honours may be spesh, but they’re not spesh enough.
The really amazing Strayans who have done really amazing things for straya will now be knighted ‘Sirs’ and ‘Dames’.
After downing what was no doubt a very lovely box of mid-range chardy, Tone came up with the rules for giving prizes to the very special people:
Four handed out a year. The Governor-General automatically gets one. Special Strayans only. Hmph.
According to Tone’s guidelines, here’s our list of Special Strayans who we think should quite obviously be knighted IMMEDIATELY.
Who-eth have we missed-eth? Tell ye us ye in the comments. Ye. Eth.
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