Have you activated your nuts lately? This is the question plaguing millions of Australians today after celebrity chef Pete Evans disclosed to a newspaper what he eats on a typical day.
Here it is:
Well. Where to begin? Social media immediately – and wittily – exploded with a frenzy of speculation about how exactly one Activates an Almond, with the hashtags #ActivatedAlmonds and #ActivateTheAlmonds trending last night.
Here are some of our favourite tweets, including a shock confession from MM editor Mia Freedman: