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2015's sexiest baby names. Because that's what really matters.

We know that choosing a sexy baby name is top-of-mind for most new mums.

We have a list for you. A very, very important list that all expecting parents should study closely.

Presenting: The Sexiest Baby Names of 2015.

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Because let’s face it, as a responsible parent, if you want your child to have a good life, then you really need to give them a hot-as-shit name. Obviously. And BabyNameWizard.com has got you sorted.

Ugh. This baby is so NOT an Alessandra.

Most-likely based upon the fact that disturbingly attractive people are owners of these monikers, one of the ‘wizards’ at the company has compiled a comprehensive list of things you should call your baby, all of which guarantee them a life of success, happiness and Italian yachting.

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No doubt inspired my the romance and passion of Victoria’s Secret models Latin languages, the top girl names include Alessandra, Paulina and Adriana.

Adriana = HOT. Gertrude = NOT (Image via Instagram)

Lorenzo, Romeo and Danté are some of the dazzlingly sexy male names.

Thankfully, there is also a list of entirely not-hot names. You know, so you can avoid the total embarrassment of having an un-sexy baby. So don’t go calling your kid Bertha or Gertrude, Norman or Bob because that would just be wrong. Sexy. You want your baby to be sexy.

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Italian? Check. Romantic? Check. Romeo makes the cut as the 4th sexiest name for baby boys.

If you’re in the process of choosing baby names and need some super sexy inspiration, here is the full list:

SEXIEST BOY NAMES

1. Alessandro

2. Lorenzo

3. Rhett

4. Romeo

5. Mateo

6. Dimitri

7. Dane

8. Marcelo

9. Dante

10. Rémy

SEXIEST GIRL NAMES

1. Scarlett

2. Nicolette

3. Natalia

4. Anaïs

5. Paulina

6. Alessandra

7. Chanel

8. Soraya

9. Adrianna

10. Giuliana

No pressure. Just remember, your child’s hotness depends on it.

Did your baby’s name make the list? What other names do you think should be included?