parents

The worst of the modern baby names we hope don't catch on.

Last year, we collectively cradled our heads in our hands with dismay when we read the list of terrible baby names encountered by nurses (“Cinderella Princess” and “Damoney” among them.) But we’ve just heard of a new list of unfortunate modern-day monikers for newborns — and we really, really hope this list doesn’t become mainstream.

The absolute worst are the top 10… watch the video above to see them all. 

Friends don’t let friends call their baby “DaMoney.”

The Independent has published a list of names, as voted by Reddit users, of the worst new-age baby names around. Among them: Girls’ names such as “Aliviyah” (Pronounced ‘Olivia’) and “Little Sweetmeat”… the latter of which has a completely NSWF urban dictionary meaning.

(And don’t even get us started on “Beberly”. We pity the child who has to spent the next 90 years explaining that no, that “B” is not a typo.)

And a few others suggested by the Reddit community, in no particular order: Female (pronounced “fem-ah-lee”), Prettiestgirl, Dylin Nikole, Dayvidd, LaPrincessa, Promise, Dasani and Alize.

What happened to good old Emily and James, eh?

What are the worst modern baby names you’ve heard?