These are the worst of the worst first dates.

First dates. They can go two ways.

Either the chemistry just clicks and magical sparkles fly in the air over the best date you’ve ever had.

Or, more likely, they are T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E.

Watch Mamamia staff reveal their own worst date stories below (post continues after video).

So we weren’t surprised to discover a Reddit confessional of bad first dates. And let me tell you, they are BAD. If you think the guy “losing his wallet” as the bill arrived was bad, well, you have nothing to complain about compared to these stories.

If you do have a worse story, share it in the comments below. We live and we learn, right?

CLICK THROUGH the gallery and leave your terrible first date story below.