You know what I look forward to?
Flights. Not because of the weird but strangely satisfying packaged food. Not because of the anticipation of the holiday/home-coming/work trip I’m embarking on.
Because of the peace and damn quiet.
It’s an odd way to describe the sound of massive jet engines propelling a 200-tonne aluminium tube through the sky at 900 kmph. Also because that aluminium tube is usually full of screaming babies wondering what the hell is going on, and flight attendants announcing that the in-flight entertainment will be re-runs of Better Homes and Gardens.
But it is peaceful-ish and quiet-ish. Because for those blissful hours it takes me to get from one destination to another, I HAVE to turn off my phone, and damn well relax.
Until now.
Qantas has announced they will be introducing high-speed, super-fancy Wi-Fi to their planes next year. Proper Wi-Fi, not the flimsy connections that have started to be introduced on flights already. Proper, ground-speed, Netflix-capable Wi-Fi. (We are yet to know if you can ACTUALLY watch Netflix on the plane Wi-Fi, or if it will be restrictive… We know you were wondering).
Have you heard? Fast, free inflight wi-fi to arrive in Australian skies: https://t.co/84bhs8zJyH pic.twitter.com/0jqICrb1TM
— Qantas (@Qantas) February 22, 2016
Top Comments
Nope, no sympathy here. Your phone has an off button. Use it.
No need to punish everyone else because you lack self control
You can still turn your phone off if that's what you'd prefer. You can turn off your phone any time you want. There's no need to ask Qantas to not give anyone the option of wi-fi, just because you don't want it. What difference does it make to you if the woman behind you is watching Netflix anyway?
I imagine people who fly all the time are totally over the marvel of humans hurtling through the air with magnificent feats of science. I'm over it and I don't even fly very often.