By MAMAMIA ROGUE
So, My Little Pony have taken a new direction in their production of plastic equestrians.
They’ve gone from producing these little cuties:
To producing these, slightly less little, substantially less cute… things:
They’re called Equestria Girls, which is what we’re going to teach a generation of girls to call half-horse, half-humans.
Which is a shame, because we already have a word for a horse/human. They’re called centaurs. And centaurs don’t wear adorable interchangeable skirts that you can buy from a toy store near you for $9.99.
Plus, you know, they actually look a little bit like horses.
But, even if we accept that the obvious biological differences between these Equestria Girls and your traditional centaur occurred as a result of the genetic mutation that one must assume makes the pigmentation of My Little Ponies turn the rather un-horselike colours of pastel pink and baby blue, there are bigger issues at play.
Here are a few:
Top Comments
My daughter and her friends are totally obsessed with My Little Pony and Equestria Girls and they are 12 and 13 years old. Apparently they are bronies - the fact that there are many grown men who are also bronies really concerns me! Hope she gets over this phase soon!! She says I don't understand, does anyone else?
I don't see the problem with these dolls. I prefer them to Barbie. I have an 8 year old who, much to my disblelief, expressed an interest in ballet an all things pink at an early age of 3- 4 years and has ended up being a loveley dancer and fan of Monster High. I couldn't be happier! Classical Ballet & Jazz has taught her to express herself in a way she hasn't been able to in the classroom & Monster High has shown her different ways of being beautiful ( a much appreciated value of our society). We, as her parents, work with kids who are disengaged or have learning disabilities, so the importance of difference is so poignant to our family. We celebrate any slight deviation from the norm!