lifestyle

Some people call this fat. Others call it normal.

The gossip mags and tabloid papers are falling over themselves with excitement because they’ve found a celebrity who has dared to stop starving herself.

Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped with her new fiance while on holiday – proper holiday where she seemed to actually be swimming and enjoying herself instead of a Posh-spice, Katie Holmes type of holiday where you wear lots of jewellery, full hair and make-up and don’t venture into the water beyond your knees because you want to look good in the shots you know the paparazzi are taking (sometimes? Posh actually brings the photographer herself. Seriously.)

But Jennifer, who was the inspiration behind then-boyfriend John Mayer’s song “Your Body Is A Wonderland” seems to have exhaled just a little bit by Hollywood standards. She said so herself recently, joking that “My body is far from a wonderland. My body is more like a pawnshop.”

Wouldn’t it be knock-me-over-with-a-feather-fantastic if she were applauded for it, instead of being slapped around publicly.