Mamamia: The Book Diaries #2
So these past few weeks I've been doing magazine interviews to promote my book and to go with some of these interviews, I have had to do some shoots. And while swanning around photographic sets and studios may sound like a box of chocolates, for me it's not. Don't like it. Never have. Write about it in my book.
If that makes me sound ungrateful or spoilt or whatever I'm sorry but I just don't like all the time it takes to get hair and make-up done and then lighting and then…ugh, I'm getting antsy just typing it all out.
It's an oddly passive thing having your photo taken. And also oddly tiring. Which is weird because you just sit on your arse and get stuff done to you and maybe that's why it makes me tired because it is all very mind-numbing.
…and while this may sound impossibly glamorous and fun, if you gave me a choice between spending several hours in a studio having my hair and make-up done and then being photographed, or going to the dentist for a filling, I would cock my head to the side a little bit and then ask for some thinking music.
I DISLIKE IT THAT MUCH. The weird part is that this book is pretty personal and I've been very honest and so much of my gripe with the media these days is about the way they portray women. So now, in my bid to publicise my book, I am having to be complicit in that very process. Which is weird and sits a wee bit uncomfortably with me (even though I am grateful to those editors who have supported me and the book by running stories about it).
Still, I'm not a fashion model or an actress, I'm a regular person who wants to look like myself. But that's not how mags work. When you appear in a mag, you have to look like a better version of yourself. That's the fantasy. I wish I could just get over it and enjoy the playing-dress-ups aspect of it. I'm conscious though, that I want the image that comes across to be authentic. Me. And me is not all Alex Perry.
So I'm having a lot of conversations with stylists and art directors and editors that go like this:
me: "So, um, what's the concept for the shoot?"
them: "How do you feel about being shot in a jacket with nothing underneath?"
me: "………."
them: "Mia? Are you there?"
me: "Um, do you think I could wear jeans?"
And this…with my friend Paula who knows me backwards and upside down and is kindly shooting me for her magazine, Madison…
P: "No, you cannot wear your jeans and trainers."
Me; "Of course not. Um, really I can't?"
P: "I promise it will be you, just a bit more dressed up"
Me: "Oh, so jeans with sparkly trainers?"
In the end she was divine and let me wear jeans and a t-shirt and and bare feet. I LOVE that woman.
Anyway, because I passionately believe that we all do far too much comparing of ourselves to other women and the last thing I want is for anyone to feel bad about themselves after looking at a photo of me like this one after I've had 19 hours of professional attention from a crew of 17 people.
Which is why I'm going to show you this picture of me having my hair done before the Sunday Life cover shoot (you can see the after shot here):

I would like to think that hanging bit of tummy is my Glamour Model moment but really, I'd just had a big bowl of porridge and three kids and that's just my muffin.
(below) Here is what happened a lot during the actual shoot – which took half a day. I tried hard not to complain but my bum really hurt and I nearly split my pants. Must Do More Yoga:

(below) And here is what I was looking at for all this time:

And here is how many clothes were brought to the shoot by the stylist (I ended up being shot in 3 outfits, one was used for the cover, one for inside and one got the chop).

This is the outfit we didn't use and take note of my choice of footwear for all shots……

And here is how many people it takes to make one shot in a magazine….

Also – before I did these shoots, I fake-tanned, had my hair cut and coloured and had a manicure and pedicure BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF NATURAL BEAUTY I AM.
Now. In other news, I have some dates for in-store book signings. Give them a call to book a place and come along to say g'day. I'll be answering questions and signing books. If you've already got a book, bring it along! Bring your friends and your mother!
So far, there are only two in Melb and two in Sydney:
MELBOURNE
TALK & BOOK-SIGNING – TOORAK
Wednesday September 16 – 6.30pm start
Book Street Bookshop
Shop 7 Toorak Place Arcade
521 Toorak Rd, Toorak
Free; Bookings essential on 039826 5710 or email bookstreet@bigpond.com
TALK & BOOK-SIGNING – PORT MELBOURNE
Thursday September 17 – 6.30pm start
Readings Bookshop
253 Bay Street, Port Melbourne
Free; glass of wine on arrival,
Bookings Essential on 03 9681 9255
SYDNEY
MORNING TEA, TALK & BOOK-SIGNING – LEICHHARDT
Tuesday September 22 – 10.30am start
Shearers on Norton Bookshop
99 Norton St Leichhardt
$8 includes coffee and a chocolate and $5 off the price of the book;
Bookings Essential on 02 9572 7766
BREAKFAST, TALK & BOOK-SIGNING – BONDI BEACH
Friday October 30 – 7.15am start
Gertrude & Alice Café Bookstore
46 Hall St, Bondi Beach
$12 includes breakfast
Bookings Essential on 02 9130 5155
I'm also going to be doing a webcast *because I told my publisher that the women who come to this site and read this book don't necessarily have time to go into a store for a chat. Will keep you updated on when that will be but I've insisted on doing it in the eveing – around 8pm on a weeknight when most people have a bit of time to themselves….
*I'm not entirely sure what a webcast is or how it works but I think it will be me live answering questions or being interviewed or something and we'll stream it. I want audience participation!
I also wanted to say to everyone who has already bought and read the book and who has taken the time to contact me to tell they loved it….well, wow. I am blown away (and enormously relieved) that so many people 'get' what I wrote. All I ever wanted by writing this book was to connect with other women – women who have been through similar things and women who just wanted to read my story.
Walking into a book store is so daunting when you have a book for sale because there are just SO MANY amazing books all competing for your attention and your hard-earned money.
So I wanted to say thank you for buying my book and reading it. That's all.
















Hi Mia, I love the dress in the top image. Any chance you can tell me where it’s from?
Just finished the book….loved it. I laughed, I cried but most of all I related. I am 44 and have no kids but I am in a relationship, work too hard, forget to laugh sometimes and am absolutely going to buy some copies for my dearest girlfriends. Thanks Mia
Hi Mia, Just finished your book (bought it Monday, finished it by Wednesday) It was fantastic! I am a first time mum to a 9 month old little man and going back to work in the next few weeks part time, feel guilty about it, but need to for me, and him!
I just wanted to say that i think u r such a role model for todays women – u r so honest and i love that, i love that u admit that it is hard juggling it all, that not all babies sleep through the night, and that u can be angry at ur partner because u r sad. I am going to be a new follower of mamamia, thanks again!
Hi Mia, Always enjoy reading your column and have just finished reading your book, cover- to-cover I might add (a great stocking filler, thanks!) As a new mum, it made me laugh and made me cry in all the right places. I too had a sleepless baby and went down the Tresilian road. Funnily, I could also relate to the anecodote where you hid in a toilet at your first beauty product launch/event. I too did this and was even further down the beauty food chain than you – a TRADE pharmacy magazine!! Your book made me smile