Comments on: The day I sunbaked topless next to Elle Macpherson http://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2009/08/the-day-i-sunbaked-topless-next-to-elle-macpherson.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-day-i-sunbaked-topless-next-to-elle-macpherson What Everyone's Talking About Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:50:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=1754 By: Not Tellinghttp://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2009/08/the-day-i-sunbaked-topless-next-to-elle-macpherson.html/comment-page-1#comment-86223 Not Telling Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:15:27 +0000 http://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2009/08/the-day-i-sunbaked-topless-next-to-elle-macpherson.html#comment-86223 Well, if that article were about someone I liked I'd tut-tut too at the invasiveness of the press however since I cannot abide Macpherson it gives me a good, satisfying, schadenfraude-esque chuckle (hey, at least I'm an honest bitch!)Why don't I like Macpherson? I think I have very good reason. Firstly, the whole 'Body' thing was dreamt up by her own team and perpetuated by them. Its a case of; tell people something often enough and they'll start to believe it. The reason I take umbrage to that is she doesn't have a typical or an ideal female form. The woman has absolutely no arse and shoulders wide enought to rival a grid iron player so to deem her the epitome of female perfection is incredibly insulting to the rest of us who do have more normal female forms. To cap it off, the woman is an Europhile who abandoned Australia and by all accounts (the WW) is now a demanding diva. HARUMPf! Well, if that article were about someone I liked I’d tut-tut too at the invasiveness of the press however since I cannot abide Macpherson it gives me a good, satisfying, schadenfraude-esque chuckle (hey, at least I’m an honest bitch!)

Why don’t I like Macpherson? I think I have very good reason. Firstly, the whole ‘Body’ thing was dreamt up by her own team and perpetuated by them. Its a case of; tell people something often enough and they’ll start to believe it. The reason I take umbrage to that is she doesn’t have a typical or an ideal female form. The woman has absolutely no arse and shoulders wide enought to rival a grid iron player so to deem her the epitome of female perfection is incredibly insulting to the rest of us who do have more normal female forms. To cap it off, the woman is an Europhile who abandoned Australia and by all accounts (the WW) is now a demanding diva. HARUMPf!

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