After the rapturous response received by the Empress Of Lucite last Friday (so named by D Listed for her lucite platform shoes that you can see here), I thought we'd go back for more sultanas.
FYI: Shauna is 40 in September. She has three little girls to her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas who, I believe, may have starred in Grease 2 with Michelle Pfeiffer but I don't care enough to google and find out for sure. I know nothing about Shauna's boyfriend. Except that he needs to wash his hair and appears to have cleavage.
UPDATE: just found photo of how she looked before surgery – after jump
Above – her yearbook photo…
freaks!!! how can anyone possibly think that’s attractive, what is this world coming too?????
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I saw her on a reality show type thing once and she was taking her little girls to get spray tans, it was crazy.
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And on the night of a full moon they walk the earth in search of victims.
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I have no idea why anyone would want boobs like those, but I love her. Sure, she looks like almost every other plastic, Californian, bunny wannabe, but she’s a near perfect example of one!
She’s had a lot of help to do it, but she’s essentially been the creator of her own look, her persona, the lot.
You could say she’s a self-made woman!
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I just googled images of Shauna Sand to make me laugh some more….she wears those ugly plastic shoes everywhere, all the time. Thanks Mia for introducing us to such a fruit loop. Very funny!
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I disagree with Tim and RealSydney.
People get plastic surgery because they are unhappy with the current way they look. Why fix something if you dont think its broken?
Makeup, fake tan etc etc its all to change the way you look. Make yourself appear more appealing to yourself or others.
If Shauna was previously so happy within herself, she wouldnt have felt the need to make such a drastic appearance change.
I dont say that to belittle her either.
But sometimes the world is very ignorant to look beyond the surface of who someone is and see that alot of people are motivated by their insecruities or fears. We tend to just see the surface and fail to ask “Why?”.
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Tim – I’m with you on this – I don’t think it’s sad, and I’m certainly not judging her – I think she has made choices that work for her – she’s paying the rent and having fun!
And, by the way : – She modeled from when she was 15, then took a break, went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French – wish I could say that about myself.
I don’t think we can assume that someone is sad or has issues because they choose to modify their body in a way that is somehow unacceptable to us.
Some of the most normal looking people I know have the biggest issues.
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I think she looks so much more beautiful in the school photo because she has such a warm, real smile on her dial. She just looks alot happier then.
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Oh, and Tim, I don’t think many of us are saying she is a horrible person. I wager most comments, like mine, are motivated by fascination. This sort of personal grooming invites comment.
I find the whole idea of body modification fascinating. Male and female. Only there aren’t so many men that indulge (although I bet if Mia posted pictures of Micky Rourke, Arnie, Michael Douglas, Tony Curtis or Valentino we would also be commenting).
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Is that a school photo of her? She looks so pretty and natural in a Julia Roberts ‘Mystic Pizza’ kind of way. How sad that she wanted to change.
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I googled Lorenzo Lamas (- yes Im bored) he was in Grease, he was in the Falcon soap and Bold and the Beautiful!
He has been married and divorced four times! Ms Sand was his latest wife.
Her new man has more cleveage than me!!
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i don’t know how i know this, but Lorenzo Lamas was in the first Grease… as that “good guy” that Sandy dated briefly to make Danny jealous.
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Yes, I agree, she must be a really, really horrible person. I think we have established that from viewing pictures of her that clearly display she’s had plastic surgery.
It’s unlike a group of gossiping women to form nasty, spiteful opinions about people they don’t know?
Talk about judging a book.
Her look isn’t something I find sexy, but while she may wind up looking like she has shrivelled old mandarins, so will the rest of you ‘natural beauties’.
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Judas Priest! Only in America…….
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It is scary to think that people like this actually exist. What a waste of money just to massacre yourself. I preferred the “before” shot.
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This is what happen when little girls dont feel beautiful. Little girls who dont feel beautiful grow up into big girls who dont feel beautiful.
Yet to become a woman who accepts herself for who she is.
This just makes me feel sad. She needs a hug.
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When the look put food on the table, the pressure is on, please do not judge her, we do not know the her story.
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I think man cleavage is worse than woman cleavage … anyone agree?
Put it away folks!
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She’s a freakin Playboy Bunny – what do you expect? and she’s only 5ft 4inches – she’s got to wear those shoes !!
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I cannot wait to see what all three of those girls look like when they get older. A tad like the shrivelled up mandarin I just found in my fruit bowl I imagine. The hilarious part is they are fully strutting down the street thinking they are HOT. Orange is the first word that springs to my mind.
That guy is definitely gay. No man gets his cleavage out on parade like that unless he’s friends with Dorothy.
Lorenzo Lamas definitely wasn’t in Grease 2. Loved that movie! (at the time).
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really curious to see them in real life, sad I know, … Lorenzo Lamas was son in Falcon Crest I think … when seeing the three Barbotica starting to think Barbie is not harmless toy … and what is with the pink lipstick
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How versatile are those shoes! I think the shoes may have more different looks and emotions than Shauna.
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I think she needs new pair of shoes – she wears those transparent plastics way too often!
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Why do people do that? Please explain.
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wow… so much surgery, fake tan, lucite & filler in the group shot – wonder if their food goes straight to their boobs?
was so looking forward to the yearbook pic, but it was the only one that didn’t come up – thanks work internet filters!
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Her boyfriend looks very scary. She can’t possibly think she looks good.
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40?! Holy shit!
Freakshow.. It’s like a car crash that I can’t look away from.
Like I said in the last Shauna Sand post – I feel sorry for her girls. They’re gunna spend a lot of money on psychiatrists in the coming years.. A psychologist just isn’t gunna cut it.
They’re gunna need someone who can prescribe them things!
squeak – I thought the same thing! I wonder what she looked like before all the knives + syringes went to war with her!
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That picture of her with her two trout-pout, big-boobied friends made me laugh out loud. And they’ve all got those ridiculous shoes on…
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Do you think she worries about rolling over in bed and popping one of her balloons?
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My favourite shots of her are with her children (not on this page) What do you say to your small daughters about eeerr life when you look like that? You can’t very well discuss ‘being beautiful on the inside’ when your letting it all hang out….
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Good to see she puts the cleavage away when filling up her car. So demure.
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she loves her lucite…
i wonder what she looked like pre-surgery? just curious…and the boy toy does need to cut back on the brylcreem a bit.
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It’s like looking at lifesized “Plastic Fantastic” Barbie and Ken dolls!!
I’m slightly scared by it all.
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