And they said it wouldn’t last. Oh wait. It didn’t.
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Are you sitting down? Quick, find a chair because I have some astonishing news. After marrying a music dude she'd met several weeks earlier, Peaches Geldoff and her husband are getting divorced after 6 months of marriage.
Now, this is so predictable and silly I wouldn't usually even bother mentioning it. But I'm making an exception in this case due to the inadvertantly hilarious joint statement the couple released about their split.
In a joint statement issued by Peaches’ spokesman, the couple said:
‘After much soul searching we have made the mutual decision to end our
marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways.
‘Our parting
is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other
immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we
both look forward to a future as good friends.’
May I make two observations?
1. "After much soul-searching.." – ahahahahahahaa. Gee, they must have extremely shallow souls to have been able to search them so quickly. THEY WERE ONLY MARRIED 6 MONTHS!! Given that one would assume at least one of those months must have been, you know, wedded bliss, how much searching of their souls was their time for?
2. WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN TO STOP TATTOOING OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES ON THEIR BODIES? Especially people they have known for several weeks. WEEKS. Look at her wrist. Laser removal is going to hurt, Peaches, it's going to hurt.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………..
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What did you read on holidays?
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Don’t expect your employer to provide work/life balance for you.
Speaking of tattoos Mia, when are we gonna hear about yours?
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What stupidheads. That’s my mature evaluation of the situation.
And I love the fact they felt the need to say, “There were no other people involved in this decision…”
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Mia, I had the EXACT same reaction to the soul searching comment
AHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ah, the folly of youth. Everytime I see a heavily tattooed, angry looking late teen/twenty something I inwardly smile. I know that in years to come they will regret their ridiculous artwork when it is all wrinkly and pointless. As for Peaches short lived marriage at least she didn’t have a child. They can split and move onto their next disaster.
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Meh…
Time for frockwatch at the Grammys me thinks…
I had a sneak peak – Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson look awesome!
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Being the astute judge of character that I am, my initial reaction to this pic was that it was a couple of Harvard alumni discussing the solution to the global crisis.
Seems Jaz is more astute than I…
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Idiots!
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Why is it that so many so called celebs breaking up, still vow to respect and care about each other? If they care that much why not just stay together…and a press release for God’s sake! As if anyone cares that much about these “c” listers
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