Trying to care.

If you don’t have a small person living in your house who likes to watch a PUNISHING American tween show called Hannah Montanna there are two things I have to say to you:

1. I am jealous
2. You are probably wondering who the hell Miley Cyrus is anyway.

She’s the daughter of Billy Ray – Achy Breaky Heart – Cyrus and she’s just signed a multi-million dollar deal to “write” her biography (which will actually be actually ghost-written by a real writer) and SHE”S 15.
She’s also very Christian and works for Disney (they make Hannah Montanna).
Which is why her nudey rudey photo shoot for Vanity Fair is causing such a stink.

I think the pictures are a bit off, personally. She looks far younger than 15 and the whole nude-and-wrapped-in-a-sheet is clearly a reference to what you do when you’ve just had sex, isn’t it? Isn’t it?

More pix, footage from the shoot and Miley’s back-pedalling statement after the jump

Miley  – whose parents and manager were on the shoot with her and approved the pose – said:


I took part in a photo shoot that
was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and
reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of
this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.

Here she is with her Dad and somehow I find this just as yuck.

I wonder whose hair took longer to do, Miley or Billy Ray?


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