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This is what happes when you leave an 18 year old boy home alone.


This is what an 18-year-old boy will do if you leave him home alone with a large can of white paint.
According to DListed:

After watching a documentary on Google Earth, 18-year-old Rory McInnes of England was inspired to spend 30-minutes painting a true-to-size homage to Prince Hot Ginge's peen (I wish) on the roof of his parents $2 million house. Rory based the mega peen on the Cerne Abbas Giant. Rory never told anyone about the peen on the roof, in fact it took his parents a full year to find out.

A helicopter pilot spotted the giant wang, took pictures of it and contacted The Sun.
The Sun in turn contacted Rory's dad and let him know that he's been
living with a penis over his head for the past 12-months.

Rory's dad immediately called his son, who was traveling in Brazil,
to yell at his ass. Rory agreed to wash off his masterpeen when he gets back.