And here you were thinking that being drunk was the biggest crime you could commit while riding in an Uber.
Uber drivers have shared their biggest pet-hates on secret-sharing app Whisper, revealing the kinds of things that will make them knock a few stars off your rating.
First-up: stop talking so much, motormouth.
“I’m an Uber driver… and I’m somewhat of a friendly dude… but I hate when my passengers talk my ear off… I’m getting paid to drive you not listen to your f****n problem,” one confessed.
Another one to add to the conversation blacklist: Stop asking your driver if they like driving.
“I HATE when people ask if I like it. Of course I like it. I wouldn’t be driving you around if I didn’t,” another added.
And if you thought those criticisms were particularly picky, you should also stop closing the door with a little bit of force.
“I hate it when Uber riders slam the door… it does not have a hinge and it’s not from the 80s,” one said.
“If you listen to the videos on your phone without wearing headphones, I will knock one star off your rating,'” another driver wrote.
Top Comments
Yes, and people who smell, don't wash, clean their teeth, use breath mints, get into your car all wet from the beach, get you to drive them through McDonalds, or wait while they do their shopping, complain about air conditioner (comfortable driver equals safe journey), complain about safety (hey, you don't even drive and I do this for a living....relax...). Book you for a 3 minute ride which you've driven 7 minutes for....YES, AND PLEASE DON'T SLAM THE DOORS....(I always deduct a point for each time they do this, as well as one each for those I've listed.) I am not your servant. You should feel grateful such a convenient service exists.