We need to talk about harem pants.
You know the ones I’m talking about, right? The loose-at-the-crutch trend that took over catwalks and Sportsgirl clothing racks for most of last year? Beyonce was wearing them, Rihanna was wearing them. Gwen Stefani was a BIG fan. I had some. Heck, my mum was even wearing them. I think.
They were the pants that did everything; the Eddie Macguire of pants, if you will. Comfortable AND practical. You could wear them at night. During the day. To the movies. To the beach. On the red carpet. With heels. With flats.
Oh, and they were also widely known as poo-catchers.

Khloe Kardashian
Everything I read about harem pants last year suggested they were a seasonal trend that wouldn’t make it to winter 2012. But everything I read was wrong.
The good news, if fashion writers of the world are to be believed, is you can keep your harem pants in your wardrobe for another season. The bad news? You can keep your harem pants in your wardrobe for another season.
They’re sticking around for another season, according to The Sydney Morning Herald:
THE most fashion-forward and comfortable way to make a stylish statement this weekend may be lurking in your cupboard from last season.
It is no secret that many people either love them or hate them but harem pants are still a fashionable wardrobe staple and can go from casual to dressy with the right accessories.
The SMH spoke to a ‘fashionista,’ a sytlist and a fashion designer about harem pants – and asked for their opinions of how best to wear them. (If you’re as fashion-challenged as I am, you’ll find their recommendations pretty handy). The overriding tip was to wear a fitted top and accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.
Here’s what stylist Annalisa Armitage had to say:
“To prevent looking like a sack, a slim fitting top is required. You’ve never heard me say it and you probably will never hear it again so here goes – a black singlet top is the perfect accompaniment.
“I rarely recommend a black top as its normally the fall back position for most people, it’s boring and for most people black near the face is too harsh – other colours can be so much better.
“However in this case, with the extra material at the thigh an outfit sporting one long line by having just one colour will be the most slimming and elegant.
Meanwhile, fashion designer Mary-Anne Pham said she wasn’t a “mad fan” of harem pants.
“I think they are best left to the I Dream of Jeannie’s of the world and you’ll note that it’s an old show that is rarely screened on telly anymore,” she said.
“In choosing the right harem pant please ensure you buy a silk pair as this will mean the fabric will drape and fall much more softly over your legs.
“Jerseys and cotton varieties tend to make everyone look much larger than they are and really they should be made illegal. The only time you could be excused for wearing those versions is when you’re ten months pregnant. Actually they’re not even an option then so do make sure you get a silk pair as they will be the most slimming.
So what do you think of harem pants? And how many pairs do you own?






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88 Comments so far
Ugly, ugly, ugly. Unless of course you like looking like a tiny head on a long body with short legs. Totally wrong and unflattering proportions. Honestly, if Elle looks horrid in them what hope have the rest of us?
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Just because its ‘fashionable’ doesn’t make it right. We are in 2012 not a MC Hammer video ladies.
They make even the most stunning women look like overgrown babies….so just think about what it does to the rest of us?
If you wear them because they are comfy and you genuinely feel like a million bucks then good on you, but if your wearing them to be ‘in fashion’ perhaps reconsider!
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Harem Pants = fantastic. And good night.
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the most hideous pants i have ever seen.
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Harem pants are here to stay! All trendsetting brands have added harem pants to their collections. Thanks to the many shapes, sizes and material they compete against jeans, crawling into every ones wardrobe, for both men and women. Very popular, trendy, cute, super-comfy, addictive, starting to make their way into fashion permanently. Get used to a long-term relationship with these timeless pants, worn by both men and women around the world for centuries. I adore my super comfy, roomy harem pants with high waist and low hanging crotch extending below the knee line. I’m sure I will wear them for many years!
Image on the pants here:
http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/2192822/img/2192822.jpg
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haha that photo is so funny!!!!!!
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LOVE that photo – what a crack up!! Would love to see Beyonce try to pull those off! Seriously loving this post.
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Hate them with passion! I have not seen them look flattering or sexy on anyone. I think most girls/women want to lessen the size of their posterior appearance and I cannot fathom why they wear these rear extension balloon pants. Weird! My view – burn them.
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A way to instantly put weight on. Even slim women look like they have put on ten kilos with these..
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I remember having them as a dance costume in, oh, 1989??
They remind me just a bit too much of Billy Connolly’s ‘incontinence pants’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8mLMPpQ120
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They are very unflattering, even really slim women don’t look good.
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You know why they say ‘accessorise, accessorise,accessorise’, it’s in the hope that people are too entranced with your accessories that they don’t realise you like you didn’t make it to the toilet in time…another fashion item that designers are rolling about on the floor laughing and thinking…Oh God! They are actually wearing them! I’m sure there are designers who get together and try to think of the ugliest thing they can get people to wear.
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Holy shit! They should be bannned.
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I own one pair of really comfortable, grey, 3/4 length, casual harem pants.
I’ve put on so much weight over the festive season, theye basically just tights now.
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No. Just no.
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Will someone make judo/martial arts type pants fashionable? Comfy as hell, and the straight lines are flattering. The last thing I need is something that tapers in at the ankle.
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No.
Naughty celebrities.
No.
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That haunted look in Mia’s eyes in the second photo says it all…
Ladies, you will not be thanking yourself in five, ten or twenty years time when you see photos of yourself in pants like that. Just say no.
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Harem pants are my current great love. Bought a cheap unfancy black pair in a market overseas last year and have since added another three pairs to the collection – all the inexpensive pure cotton type made in India. They are gloriously cool and comfortable and perfect for those of us who never wear shorts. And completely agree with the black singlet – perfect perfect finisher for a harem outfit.
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So many shades of wrong. Elle McPherson’s take the cake.
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Shades of coming home from the fancy dress party after being the rear end of a Leopard….
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No, not now, not last year, not ever. These are a truly awful trend and need to be smited from the face of the earth.
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White. Harem. Pants. I own a pair. I love them. Shoot me now
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Me again. Just had a good look at the pics and NONE of these are cut right according to Moi! They mostly look like glorified nappies to me.
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Absolutely revolting they look good on no one. I have never understood why anyone with eyes could possibly think they are a good look. Can anyone imagine Audrey Hepburn ever wearing them? I think not – enough said
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Couldn’t agree more!!!
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If we all dressed like Audrey Hepburn, wouldn’t the world be a little boring?
She was always a little bland, in my opinion anyway
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Ohhh, harem pants… One of the tricky trends of the fashion universe, existing in the same corner as fluoro, shoulder pads, and ankle boots. All can be done terribly or wonderfully, but there are more factors to consider in the wearability (or rather, pull-off-ability) of these, and that’s why they are, well tricky. And earn themselves a bad name, because most people get them wrong. And are seen as belonging only to ‘fashionistas’. Tricky.
Anyway, I would like to defend the good name of harem pants, lol. For starters… A majority of the pictures do not actually depict harem pants but slouchy-styles of pant or variations of an original style, and/or poo-catchers. Poo-catchers are not harem pants. The crotch does NOT have to be scraping the floor as one walks. Just because all these people are celebrities with great bodies in their own right, does not mean they have made selections to compliment their figure types, or been styled well, either.
The origins of harem pants are from India and the Middle East, and within all of those countries, there is a multitude of traditional variations that in the west are simply lumped the one category of ‘harem pants’. The drape, tapering and cuts are different throughout, and these intricacies definitely come into play when deciding if/what kind of harem pants are suitable for you.
Consider your figure type, proportions, your height… Then with the pants, consider placement around the waist/hips, drape, crotch position, ankle tapering… Then consider what is worn on top and the overall look/theme. Consider if you FEEL as though you can pull it off. Lots to consider? Well that’s why it’s tricky
Just thought I’d share a variation of ‘harem’ pants. This is me wearing ‘Patiala’ style pants while on holiday in India (I am Indian). I’m not wearing it traditionally, as I’ve westernised it with my tank top, instead of a longer, loose tunic. Patiala is a state in Punjab, in India and this style of drape originates from there. It has a yolk around the waist/hips, and the drape is created by letting flare into the pattern, and by only having a seam at the inner leg. That would be my fashion design background creeping in. The crotch sits in perfect positioning to the drape, and thus is not excessively low.
Tricky trend, and it can be done terribly… And done well
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Love your look! Ok, now I am convinced it is POSSIBLE… Random question, are you Indian from India or Australia?
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Aww, thank you Fashionfusion! I honestly think any trend can be done well, if all the technicalities are taken care of the wearer believes in their look (as silly and cliched as that sounds, lol).
I’m Indian-Australian, in that I’m of Indian heritage but i am living and have grown up predominantly in Australia
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I was a hater… But you seriously pull off that look better than any of the celebrities in those pics (and like you’ve said, they aren’t actually wearing ‘harem’ pants… Khloe Kardashian, love you, but- just- No.).
You’re right, it’s a tricky trend, so people write the whole thing off immediately and automatically think NO ONE can wear them (I was guilty of this, I apologise :S).
I’m still sceptical about it on most people, but I think you wear it really well, with your Indo-Western styling it works quite nicely… Also, perhaps your Indian background helps/suits the look more? I hope that doesn’t sound like I’m categorising you based on race or anything, just that you wear the style with a more natural vibe?
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*yoke, *Punjab… Missed those in my edit! Whoops!
Thank you, Actually Impressed! It’s always nice to win the respect of a ‘hater’
Seriously, thanks for the kind words.
Hmm, I suppose to some degree my background would play a part, not just visually, but intrinsically too. I hadn’t really considered it, but I think you are right
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I love your look! Do you know (and are willing to share) if you can get this style in Australia? I fell in love with ‘Ali baba’ pants travelling through India last year and bought a few pairs, but they’re all rather casual where as yours look quite smart! For the haters, it’s also worth noting that lots of those celeb pants are tight on the leg apart from the poo catcher bit. I personally think harem pants look nicer when they are loose except for an elasticised cuff.
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Hi Kitten! Thank you so much for the compliment
I love this style for the reasons you just said- they can be both casual and smart. With the right wearer and right accessories, it can be a striking look!
Unfortunately I haven’t seen this exact style in Australia. The ‘Patiala’ style isn’t nearly as widespread as the generic harem pants, and has many of its own variations. If you ever go back to India, ask around for them (ask for Patiala salwars), and ask to see different fabrics. The ones I’m wearing in the above pic are 100% viscose, so they have a light jersey-like drape, and fall quite smoothly. I also bought cotton ones, and the drape sits up a little more prominently than the viscose ones, making them trickier to wear as the fall of the drape changes the proportions again! Other than that, if you’re into online shopping, perhaps have a search through google? You’ll probably stumble across many variations!
It’s true- most of the celebrities have not complimented their proportions well. As for the excessively dropped crotch- I personally don’t find it attractive BUT when considered that it is an ethnic item that was designed to be worn with a long tunic- the crotch was never supposed to show! My guess for it being dropped was probably for the weather, movement and comfort. I think that this is one area where the western runways have kinda distorted the appeal
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Okay…SS you are the proof that there is always an exception to the rule. You look terrific in your pic! However…I defy anyone to find a style to suit someone who is under 5′ tall and a size 14!! lol
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Thank you for the kind words, Tina!
Yeah, it’s probably not the best look for someone under 5′ and size 14. I’m the same with ankle boots (not shoe-boots, where the cut-off curves below the ankle- love those!), my ankles are quite slim in proportions to my calves, so these make my overall proportions look stumpy. They chop me just above the ankles, making legs look chunky instead of shapely, to top it off, they have a knack for shortening me, too… I guess we all have those trends that simply do not suit us
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HOT! Love the colours.
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Thanks Sailorgirl! I’m such a sucker for blood orange
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I’ve tried them and it looked like my torso was on back to front… I couldn’t tell may back bum from my front bum…so, it’s a no…thanks
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Eddie Macguire – comfortable and practical? The mind boggles.
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Hell NO!
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Out off all those pictures Gwen Stefani, Beyonce & Rhianna are the only ones who could pull that look off. Hideous!!!
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They look horrible. We will look back on these soon in the same way we look back at the fashion from Beverley Hills 90210.
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I will never be caught dead in these….and remember poo-catchers the first time round in the 80s.
Me, I’d rather wear my black 3/4 yoga pants that we discussed earlier this week…..
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Elle looks fab, love the leopard print. Sienna looks great too.
Unfortunately the poo catcher tag puts me off from buying a pair and I’d be on the quick path to divorce if I dare wore them around my husband.
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As Coco Chanel once said, “fashion is what you’re offered, style is what you choose”. Harem pants are fashion and I do not choose them!
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Coco also said, ‘Before you leave the house, take one thing off’ Maybe she was referring to harem pants?
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I bought 2 pairs and have never been able to leave the house in them!!
I really want to like them as they are so comfortable but they just look wrong on me.
Maybe you need to be really tall??
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I’m really tall and harem pants don’t look good on me. They make my legs look short and they are never quite long enough anyway.
I do look good (if I do say so myself) in a pair of 3/4 semi-harem pants that are more fitted around the bum/hips but then drop straight down, so they are loose on my thighs. They then gather in with wide cuff just under my knees. Much more flattering. Best of all, they only cost $15 from K-Mart.
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Hallelujah! I like that you’ve thought about your height and proportions with this trend
It’s exactly what needs doing to make this look work, or yes, the look ends up disastrous (which is what people tend to see).
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This is how mine are. And I am kinda tall too- 5 foot 8- so I THINK it works? OK, not THAT tall, but I do think it works, when they are cut right, suit your height, and you put it with a top that works.
Also, I am coastal now (early sea-change) so I guess that helps. When I was a Melbourne chick it was black, black, black and sometimes a bit of colour, but mostly black. I would NEVER wear them in Melbourne!
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Gosh, looking at all these images, they’re not exactly flattering (especially mine). But I do like the comfort factor of harem pants.
Also – in my defence I bought that jumpsuit BY ACCIDENT.
I thought it was a dress……
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Actually, Mia, I think yours are the best of the whole lot! I don’t like the others at all, but I covet yours!
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Mia, I LOVE your harem pants/dress story, an absolute classic! Would have been devastated if they weren’t in the picture gallery. I know you hate them but, besides the Weekly shoot, have you ever worn them again?
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Half those pictures aren’t really either a poo catcher or a harem pant.
I have a couple of pairs of tailored pants from Country Road and Marcs that have a tapered ankle length leg with a drapey front and an ever so slightly lower crotch length. I get compliments every time I wear them.
They suit my body shape (curvaceous with narrow hips), and I wear them with fitted tops and little cropped jackets or cardigans, a heel and statement jewellery.
I also have a couple of pairs of silk and denim trousers from Seed Femme and Country Road that have a relaxed fit with elasticated ankle cuffs that I wear with wedge sandals, a tank top and lots of eclectic jewellery. Very comfortable. They’re as close as I get to tracksuit pants (yeccchhh).
I also like the skinny pants with flowy top look, but have to be careful as big boobs and flowy tops can make me appear to be up the duff. I’d rather look like I’ve got a curvy bottom than pregnant!
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Curaceous with narrow hips – bit of an oxymoron!
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Um, actually no. That’s exactly what I am, a fairly standard size 10-12. Curvaceous does not mean fat. It means that your body shape goes in and out. That’s what my body does. I’m curvy up top, then go in for a smallish waist. Except where a traditional hourglass shape would go out at the hips, I have a gentle flare there. My hips are a full size smaller than the rest of my measurements ergo I am curvaceous with narrow hips.
The words “curvy” and “curvaceous” have somehow become to mean “overweight” and “fat”. Curvaceous figures come in all sizes!
Not all body types fit into a narrow style guide.
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yes I realise curvy doesn’t mean fat – I am size 8 and curvy – hips and boobs and small waist. narrow hips to me isn’t considered curvy.
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The majority of my figure is curvy therefore I identify as curvy. The only reason I mentioned that I don’t have hips was because I think it is why I look ok in harem style pants, and to differentiate my figure from the hourglass image people assume curvy is associated with.
I might have narrow hips; you have narrow definitions of body shape.
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How can anyone’s body shape be an oxymoron?
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They are hideous. Up there with high waisted pants and shorts and jeggings.
Would love to get a guy’s opinion of them.
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you dont like high waisted pants/shorts???? its all i wear i love them! especially when you have such a narrow waist like mine i find that they fit me better and dont bag at the back like hip waist pants
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No, no, no. Harem pants are not right. For reasons why women should not wear them, read my blog post http://www.mumplusmore.blogspot.com/2010/02/fashion-pendulum.html
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Yes, I own 2 pairs. Maybe 3 if you count the ones for around the house. Oh, sorry 4. And they are all grey. Perhaps an oprah style Intervention required….Oooops.
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Hideous
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I’ve got a couple pairs that aren’t too flow-y or poo catcher-y, and they are SO comfortable and SO flattering.
I’m glad they haven’t gone out of style just yet – because I hate shopping, especially for new pants. I’m very curvy, with a small waist, wide hips and a J-Lo/Beyonce bum, and I find it hard to find pants/jeans.
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Yuck! So unattractive….they are even unflattering on Elle! If Elle cant wear something seriously ladies no one else can! Sorry…:-(
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worst silhouette ever…..
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Uhhhh NO!
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I love harem but the pictures in the gallery show good and bad examples. I think they MUST have a tapered leg at the bottom to work, and definately a fitted top. Really if you stick to those two things they are the best thing ever! I have a lovely cheesecloth pair with a fitted waistband and tapered legs at the bottom , I think they are more the poop catcher style, and I live in them! I also wear strtech ones to yoga and have had many compliments on them from a variety of people.Don’t be put off by some of the bad shots in the gallery. Gwen stefani wears the look terribly in one shot but perfectly in the next shot – check it out!-right vs wrong. Mia rocks the look too I giggled at your face in the mirror taking the back shot. (BTW I really dislike any commentator making comments like “they should be made illegal” – the only thing this applies to is shoulder pads.)
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Never, never, never. They are so ugly and unflattering. Just not a fan of them on anybody!
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Just because a celebrity wears something, or a ‘fashionista’ (can you get a Uni degree in ‘fashionista’?) says they’re hot, doesn’t mean it is attractive. I have never owned any, even when they were fashionable the first time… and the second time… and the third time….
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Harem pants remind me of two things: baby pants that are big enough to hide nappies, and Jasmine from Aladdin. Now as much as I love Jasmine, is wearing something from a fairytale ‘fashion forward’? I know I wouldn’t wear a shell bra like Ariel in day to day life, so why wear harem pants?
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I have a pajama pair for winters which are amazingly comfortable and I have a casual pair I haven’t worn for 2 or 3 years because they don’t suit my figure.
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poo catchers are so awful! and mia, that jumpsuit was THE SCARIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
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Ok, I have a couple of pairs I’ve been wearing when I’m teaching yoga to children, yes they’re comfy and allow me to get on the floor and pretend to be a snake (the test of any good work outfit for me). But having just flicked through your entire gallery, I am now convinced that if they are that unflattering on A-list bodies, I probably need to start looking for alternatives. Even Elle Macpherson looked a couple of feet shorter and it just messes with the proportions and sense of balance. All right, lesson learned. It’s back to 3/4 length lycra leggings or yoga pants for me…
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I have been looking longingly at them since I became a WAHM (work at home mum) because they look so comfy but still a bit edgy and the alternative – 3/4 length pants – are so mumsy! When I was pregnant, two glamorous single friends made some very scathing remarks about mums in 3/4 pants so I feel self conscious about wearing them but shorts are too short for my cottage cheese thighs to deal with and pants are too hot (it’s bloody 40 degree here in Perth today).
Harems however are unflattering on all but the 6ft stick insect and I just would look vile in them and my husband is vocal in his disapproval every time he sees a pair. That’s the real clincher, since I feel a bit sensitive to his feelings about how I look at the moment (7 weeks after giving birth) Sigh.
Here’s a pic of the beautiful and worth-it reason for being a bit out of shape (unless you count round).
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What a gorgeous baby!!
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I’m with your friends – 3/4 pants are AWFUL…on every body type. They make you look you you are short with cankles, and for some reason, mostly short women wear them. If you are hot and want to wear shorts, then get some nice, fitted, bermuda style shorts (or have a tailor cut off a pair of pants that fit well at the knee).
I am WAHM too – and looking at the cool mums I know, there are alternatives…if your body is skinny legs and carry your weight around your waist, then cool tees and skinny jeans all the way…if you are more a pear or curvy, then go fitted top and soft, flowy wide legs pants or maxi skirt…comfy (but pretty) flats, a cute necklace or scarf and you can’t go wrong! And seriously, I can’t say enough about dresses. They are practical, you don’t have to accessorise, throw them on and go and EVERYONE looks good in a dress.
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Eeuww! That is all.
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