Is there anyone with testicles still reading? Nearly over, I promise. Come on boys, we love your opinions on frocks.
Miley Cyrus:
Phoebe Price:
Fergie:
Kim Kardashian:
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Is there anyone with testicles still reading? Nearly over, I promise. Come on boys, we love your opinions on frocks.
Miley Cyrus:
Phoebe Price:
Fergie:
Kim Kardashian:
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If I had to pick a frock to try on it definitely would be Kim Kardashian’s. I don’t care if it looks like a prom dress. Hasn’t she just found the perfect peep toe heels to go with the dress and I love her pedi and mani colour. By the way I have testicles and love Mamamia. Thanks Mia.
Bye Allie!
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I’m not really “up” on my celebs, so can somebody tell me if Fergie is pregnant or is that dress really just very very bad.
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Challenged to ‘frockwatch’ (verb), I’ll run the gauntlet with my comments of the bevies and beauties racked up for perusal.
Sorry Richard, but I find Miley’s stance cute and not lopsided at all. Though I am loathe to differ in opinion with the only other Y chromosome on this blog, heck man, she looks lopsidely, excellently girlie and real pretty.
The Armenian chick also catches my attention, firstly because she isn’t orange, and secondly, because I was ‘cougared’ back in the 90s by a magnificent Armenian woman, 8 years older than I. I’m only starting to recover, and thereafter have had immense respect for Armenian women ever since.
And oops, I almost forgot to mention Fergie’s ‘female Darth Vader’ dress, is that good, or is that a monstrosity ?
Now, to Phoebe Price, she deserves private attention from gigdiary. Trashy, orangey, excellent fake tits, total wacko, the invitation to gigdiary’s caravan on the north coast of Carpentaria is open….reckon she could cook a good stew in a tin, enjoy the outback…..
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WTF is up with Phoebe Price’s face? It reminds me of Frankenstein. Truly.
Can’t decide how I feel about Fergie’s dress…the fabric is cute, but the actual style, not so much
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P.S I also have no idea who Phoebe Price, can someone please enlighten us?
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ha ha ha ha – Catie LOVE this comment:
“she needs to go back to her scary lady cave and stay away from the kids…. her expression freaks me out!”
I too, love Fergie’s dress and the rest are a bit “whatever” for me.
P.S Well done gigdiary and Richard for both posting on frockwatch.
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I wonder who Kim eventually went to the Prom with?
Yes, Miley must have a very heavy left shoulder…
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Kim Kardishan’s dress is beautiful and really suits her figure. But I like Fergie’s too. It’s probably more a style I would wear.
Kelly
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So glad that im not the only one who doesnt know who phoebe price is! Whoever the hell she is, she needs to go back to her scary lady cave and stay away from the kids…. her expression freaks me out!
I love Fergies dress, so divine. I think i had a dress like Mileys back in 1984 when i was a kid… I could pull it off because i was one and it was the eighties, but no matter how oldy she stands it is not going to look good, or suit her. Someone teach this young lady how to dress!
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what is up with Miley’s pose?????????
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testicles, indeed!
the frocks, well, yes, very nice…
after seeing that lot emerge on my screen, I had to go offline and watch a couple of John Wayne movies just to realign my….well, you know….manliness, not that I’m showing much of it hanging ’round here….
I suppose I could have just looked at your ‘Pammy in Shorts’ post, that always realigns something, I’m happy to say.
Now there’s a girl who doesn’t wear a frock….
The Duke would certainly approve.
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Of the whole 3 lots, I am only really loving Rachel Bilson’s look. Kim K’s dress is gorgeous, but the tan ruins it.
In fact, 99% of them need to step far, far away from the tanning salon.
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haha i googled phoebe price to find out who she was… but all i found was a bunch of websites saying ‘who the heck is phoebe price’!
i think miley looks great!
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Well I have to say that I do not like annnyyyyy of these outfits- Miley’s sequinned dress and suede boots combo is horrific, doesn’t match at all, not even in a not meant to match but somehow works kinda way, it is just plain bad…. and she’s not even that tan, what are you all harping on about!? Just because we are all a bunch of pastey ghosts over here because it’s winter, it’s summer in the U.S. Also Phoebe Price is most certainly not a Pussycat Doll, you can quote me on that. I think she is more like a porn star, no clue why she’s at the Teen Choice Awards… And as for Fergie and Kim…. unflattering (Fergie) and looks like a cut-off wedding dress (Kim)
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Fergie looks amazing, and Miley looks really cute too.
What IS it with the fake tans though? Ugh!
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Phoebe Price is a Pussycat Doll isn’t she? Explains the peek-a-boo bra and Mariah boob+belly+legs mistake.
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I think Fergie looks FAB … and Kim Kardashian just looks like a doll – gorgeous !
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Pretty sure I want Kim Kardashian’s dress…
And am running far, far, far away from Fergie’s.
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ok, so I don’t know who half of these people are right, so I googled Phoebe Price and I still don’t know who the heck she is??
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wow miley cyrus also looking crispy! its a fake-tan -a-thon!!
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