Modern Western bathrooms are a nightmare.
They’re arranged not for ease of use and optimal hygiene, but for convenience of plumbing.
That’s the argument Lloyd Alter has made in a fascinating piece for The Guardian, which you should read here.
Although our current bathroom setups may be more ‘historical accident’ than ‘well oiled machine’, there are a few cost-effective things you can do in the here and now to make your crapper less… crap.
1.
The problem: Your toilet is disgusting. “We flush the toilet and send bacteria into the air, with our toothbrush in a cup a few feet away,” writes Alter. I had never thought of this before, and now I’m severely grossed out.
The solution: This one is simple. Your toilet has a lid for a reason. If you’re flushing brown, put it down. Every time. It’s not a perfect fix, but it’s a whole lot better than flushing with the lid open.
2.
The problem: Your shower is a wasteful death trap. “They are designed so badly… The water runs constantly, even when you are applying soap or shampoo. You are usually standing in a slippery dangerous tub or in a tiny stall where you cannot move out of the water stream.”
The solution: Japanify your showering. Alter mentions that Japanese showers, where you sit down, have a water stream you can turn on and off, and wash yourself with a ladle from a bucket of hot water, use 1/10th of the water a Western shower does, and they’re super comfortable. While custom building a Japanese shower in your home is a bit of a pipe-dream (see what I did there?), you can use some Japanese strategies. You can buy an adjustable shower chair from an aged-care shop for just $25 . These can be popped in all but the smallest of showers. Then all you need to do is grab yourself a bucket and ladle, and crank the heat in your bathroom way, way up. Extra points if you already have a detachable shower head, because by turning it on and off, you can turn Japanese.