1. Random vintage photo of the day: the Royal edition.
The owners of the puffy-sleeved numbers are the Duchess of Cambridge (right) and her and sister Pippa.
The then 11-year-old Kate and her sister then nine, are pictured with their mother Carole at the first wedding of her controversial uncle, Gary Goldsmith in 1993.
The previously unseen image surfaced from an interview Goldsmith gave to Hello! magazine.
He’s been accused of cashing in on his niece after revealing intimate details of Kate’s personal life and romance with Prince William.
2. Woman divorces husband for having a ‘child-size’ penis
And in strange-but-true divorce tales: A 52-year-old Taiwanese woman has been granted a divorce from her 55-year-old husband of four years because the size of his penis was too small – reportedly measuring in at five centimetres.
The issue didn’t, um, arise until the couple’s wedding night.
“He’s also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband,” the wife said. “We quarrelled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment.”
The former wife claimed they could never successfully consummate their marriage, despite several attempts. She added that her husband also failed to comply with their mutual agreement of having intercourse three times a week.
The husband refuted her charges by saying he wasn’t impotent and neither did he promise to have intercourse three times a week, as he has a low sex drive. He also blamed her wife for wanting to have sex at inappropriate times.
“I prefer to have sex in the morning but she wanted it around midnight. By then, I would be very tired,” the man reasoned. “Sex is not the only foundation for marriage after all.”
Is this all just a big fuss over a small problem? (Sorry, we couldn’t resist).
3.Note to Justin Bieber: beware a woman spurned. Selena Gomez has made fun of her ex on the Late Show With David Letterman. Watch her diss him here.
4. Sofia Vergara is not counting her chickens and is freezing eggs instead.
Sofia Vergara – star of Modern Family – has revealed she’s putting her eggs on ice, dispelling rumours she and fiance Nick Loeb were having a baby via a surrogate.
“I have to be careful what I eat because they’re freezing my eggs!” she told US Vogue in an interview for their April issue.
“Hormone pills, and then after that it is hormone injections. They want to get as many eggs as they can because usually you produce them but they’re not good. They have to be perfect, perfect, perfect ones. My boyfriend is 37, younger than me, never had kids. So.”
40-year-old Vergara, is already mum to son Manolo, 21, who is aware of his mum’s plan to have another baby.
“You know, sometimes he used to scream at me when he was younger: ‘Why can’t you have another baby, so you can stop focusing on me?’ ” says Vergara.
5.Charlie Sheen has revealed that some “doosh bagz” have terrorised his ex-wife and daughters with a knife. Read his shocking accusations here.
6. L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival
The L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival kicked off this week and last night’s catwalk presented by David Jones, featured Australian designers such as Josh Goot, Collette Dinnigan and Rachel Gilbert. But it’s the clothes from international guest designer, Mary Katrantzou that have caught our eye this morning. Take a look through the gallery of upcoming fashion trends and red carpet pics.
7. Say it isn’t so! Multiple sources are reporting that Katy Perry and John Mayer have split again. Read the details here.
8.Standing in the way of self-control.
Beth Ditto was arrested on Friday night for drunk and disorderly conduct. The lead singer of The Gossip was refused service at Bungalo Bar in Portland for being too inebriated.
Check out our gallery of celebrity mugshots below:
One witness described the incident: “When Beth and her friends came into the bar they immediately said, ‘We have a superstar out here. Can we get some service?’ Beth walked in and broke a glass. Bar staff cut her off and walked her out, but she just kept trying to come back in. She was screaming, ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m Beth Ditto. Google me, bitches.’ ”
According to another witness, Ditto then “walked out in the middle of the street, threw off her shoes and purse and screamed, ‘Obama! Obama!’ ” as friends tried in vain to put her in a car.
9.Trend alert! Half-birthday parties for kids are officially a thing. Read more (and weep) here.