by MIA FREEDMAN
Sometimes, I just want to punch myself in the face. Do you know that feeling? When you’re bitching inside your head about something – some travesty, some gross injustice or inconvenience – and then you kind of overhear yourself and realise that you’re on crack.
Like the time I was driving to work and was grumbling – possibly out loud to my children (the voice sometimes escapes from my head) – that the steering wheel was freezing. So cold. Like, freeeeeezing.
And almost immediately, as the words came out of my mouth, I tried to stuff them back in because I realised what an almightly privileged complaint a cold steering wheel was. I was driving to work. In a car. To a job. That I loved.
First World Problem. Major.
In fact a cold steering wheel may just be a First Class Problem.
Then this week, I was grumbling to myself because my parents have been away and are too jet lagged and busy with work to help out with my kids this week.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM. I have parents. They”re happy and healthy and have been on holidays. My children are happy and healthy and I NEED TO GET OVER MYSELF AND REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WALK 50km FOR WATER EVERY DAY SO THEY CAN BOIL SOME DIRT TO EAT.
Shame on me.
And yet I find the actual act of speaking your first world problem aloud – or even consciously identifying it as a FWP, is a wonderful thing for perspective, for gratitude, for a reality check.
Like pressing the reset button.

First World Problems
OK – your turn. What’s your First World Problem (FWP)?







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501 Comments so far
I’ve had to go shopping today because I prefer to be out of the house while my cleaner is there. So inconvenient…. Boohoo!
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Hahaha that is the best first world problem ever!
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SOOOOO feel your pain!!!!!!!
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- I promised my daughter we’d make rainbow piklets for afternoon tea, but we only have 3 colours of food dye (green, blue and yellow – no red) and I feel we wont completely capture the rainbow experience with no red
- I’m hungry but CBF making lunch
- My back is sore because I just clambered up on the kitchen chair (7 months pregnant) to scrub the top of the rangehood and the overhead cupboards
- our tuppaware cupboard shits me. Every time I open it something falls into our dirty dishes sitting below.
- I had to get up early this morning to go see my OB, and I have to go have the 2nd part of the Glucose tolerence test later this week as my results were fishy. This means I have to fast and then sit in the waiting room for 2 hours after drinking sugar, and I have no good book to take with me *sobs*
Woe is me
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Tupperware is the storage solution of the devil.
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OMG you need to move that bloody Tupperware into a different cupboard. It should never be high. There your FWP solved
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I feel your pain, 7 months pregnant and sore back from cleaning our blind pelmets and light fittings on the weekend.
For the glucose test….buy a couple of trashy mags
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Currently working away from home in outback Australia with no damn printer and little stationery and working 84 hours a week. At least I have a job…
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FWP: Apple TV was on the blink, so i couldn’t watch Real House Wives of Beverley Hills, and I’d already poured a glass of wine in anticipation
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At 1140 in the morning? I think you might actually have a problem.
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FWP I am missing the “Your Find” column from Mamamia…it’s been a long time.
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My apartment is at the very back of my apartment building, which means it is very close to the carpark (yay), but when I get home from work, I have to walk all the way (i.e. 20m, tops
to the front of the building to get my mail, then back to my front door. I grumble about this every day…. Rather ridiculous… I bust my gut out at the gym and then whinge and moan about walking a few extra steps. For shame.
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My fully paid for, personal use allowed work car is crappy small car.
My hot water service exploded and now waiting for the gas to get connected, the temp service doesnt let me stay in the shower for a long time without running out of hot water.
My work doesnt have english breakfast teabags.
My afternoons are all busy because my kids do so many activities.
My doona falls off the bed, and when I pull it up my sheet gets wrinkled and crooked.
This is actually very cathartic!
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No English Breakfast! Now that is a REAL problem. I don’t think I’d survive
That said, my first world problem: my boss just bought “traditional afternoon tea” istead of the usual English or Irish breakfast, and i don’t like it – it tastes like flowers.
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No English Breakfast! Now that is a REAL problem. I don’t think I’d survive
That said, my first world problem: my boss just bought “traditional afternoon tea” instead of the usual English or Irish breakfast, and i don’t like it – it tastes like flowers.
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I have lots….
The battery on my car key is dead so I have to use the key to unlock it…called the dealer to find out what battery I need to buy and was told that I need to completely replace the key at the low cost of $1000
Also I was feeling a little too hungover today to walk 10 minutes to the train station so decided to give in and cab to work…I had to stand on the street for 15 minutes trying to hail one because they were all full
Finally- I painted my nails before I went out last night but I still ended up with sheet imprints even though I didn’t go to bed for at least 6 hours after…
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hi charlierose, i had that problem with my car keys last week and got the battery at the shoe repair shop… not sure what type of car you drive but maybe its worth looking into it? I was also told by my car dealer that i had to replace the key that cost $500
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I have a BMW but my car key doesnt have any screws in it/anyway of opening which is why I called the dealer…but I’ll drop by my shoe repair man on the weekend cos I’m pretty sure he sells battery’s too! Fwp possibly solved…what will I complain about now?!
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My car insurance covers my keys, try them too!
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When this happens to me with my Benz (yes, FWP’s galore here!) I take it to the spare parts place attached to the Benz service dept & they pop it open in some special way, replace the 2 (!!!!) batteries inside & charge me like $20 or something. No screws on my key thingy either for DIY.
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Get some Sally Hansen Insta Dry (red bottle) for your top coat. Its super shiny and nails are dry to touch in 60 secs = no sheet marks!
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my thoughts exactly. its the best!
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Thanks LaLaLauren and Claire
I usually use an OPI or Revlon quick dry coat but ran out and brought some shitty one from the Chemist- might go try out the Sally Hansen one though! I always get overwhelmed by all the different SH bottles in Priceline lol
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Can’t find the perfect pram – to take with us on our six month holiday around Africa!!
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Maclaren prams are great, we used one for a big trip through Hong kong and Europe
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I love this – every day we have to remind ourselves that no matter how GIANT our problems feel there is no way we have any reason to cry when we’ve had a sh*t day and there’s a line at the petrol station. Every minute we grumble, our counterparts in other parts of the world are literally struggling to survive – not metaphorically – or with a hangover…
LOVE.
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FWP: my house is so big (wah, wah, wah) that in winter it completely shades our block for all but about 3 hours. I have 3 kids (4,3 & 1) and we can’t find any sunshine to play in and I’m flat out getting one load of washing dry on a good day!
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Haha I just moved into our dream giant house. Except coming from our tiny flat we don’t have enough furniture to fill it. Oh & it’s so big it’s really really freezing! Dealing with the big issues here
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Yep our mansion is freezing too – high ceilings and timber floors! I try so hard not to put the ducted on!!
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Mine too! We just moved here and it’s taking us a few weeks to get all the beautiful furniture we need to stop the echo… And the polished floor boards are a bit coolish in winter… And the nine foot ceilings make big empty walls which need ro be covered in artwork that we havent decided on yet. Waaah!
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The reverse cycle doesn’t cost that much. The killer is the a/c. Our house was big enough to warrant 3 phase power for our a/c and it still sends the bill up approx $200 in summer. We’re actually wanting to increase our solar panels to cope. See FWP.
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Having the opposite FWP today
My parents are moving in permanently in two weeks. Having to sort out furniture and ‘stuff’ so that they can keep some of their own things around them.
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Hahaha I’m so guilty of the youtube vs music saga.
FWP – I can’t afford the ridiculously overpriced but beautiful blazer in the overpriced but beautiful shop I walk past everyday.
I don’t know whether to get my usual highlights or balayage.
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My best friend and I are both 26, married to amazing men, and very happy in our marriages.
We often send eachother our “FWR problems” (First World Relationship problems) as a joke, because we’re both married to guys who love us so much and spoil us rotten, to the point where we joke that it’s annoying.
For example:
“I want to go to bed but Den won’t let me, he’d convinced himself that I need a foot massage every night! I just want to SLEEP!”
“I’m trying to watch Kardashians and Den is washing the dishes so loudly. Seriously, how LOUD is your silverware?!”
“I’m craving McDonald’s but Den’s just made lasagne.
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“I found the perfect outfit to wear tonight but Den bought me a necklace today as a gift and he wants me to wear it. Now I need to change my outfit to match and I’ll be late!”
The list goes on… and it makes us smile. It is a silly joke between us to lighten our lives, and the boys have clued on now and they laugh too.
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Does Den have a brother?
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This is my favourite – how funny
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hahaha love this!!
how lucky you both found such great guys (who also have a sense of humour!)!!
xx
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That is great! Gave me a giggle.
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I think people need to lighten up !
Den and I have loads of silly reminders that are dumb to others, but work for us. For example, if we get woken up in the middle of the night by the baby crying next door, we smile at eachother and comment on how we don’t need to get up! We still have hours of sleep ahead of us! And if we hear the traffic on the road’s noise is loud at peak hour, we always say something that we loved about our recent trip to NYC, where the noise was crazy, but invigorating! It’s like a reminder that we love our lives.
Not everyone finds these mental cues work, but they do for us!
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Looks like we will need to reschedule skiing getaway as snow conditions are very iffy. So inconvenient as flights booked on points.
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FWP- My favourite scarf gets white fluffy shit all over my black trench coat.
Im actually embarassed by how much this gets to me
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My sister’s partner has a ‘first world problems’ money jar. Whenever someone in their share house mentions something that is a fwp, they have to donate to the jar. They are still arguing about which charity to donate the proceeds too!
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I love this idea!!
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Me too! I’m going to start one today! My FWP is that I don’t have a dryer…I should know better considering I lived in Cambodia for a couple of months and had to pump water from a well and hand wash my clothes until my knuckles were red raw. I should be thankful to at least have a washing machine
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Oh – love the jar idea. I would fill mine up so darn quick I’d need to take out a second mortgage – and then I’d have an even bigger FWP! I’m such a ‘jar is half-empty’ type person! Hee hee
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I catch myself about a million times a day having an internal whinge about something utterly ridiculous (I do try not to articulate them though!). Today’s first world problem is that I am having friends over for morning tea and I just realised I don’t have a set of matching coffee cups. Seriously.
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I already have tickets for the Saturday night Coldplay show in Sydney (good seats), and Harvest Festival (with a brilliant line-up) has been announced on the same day.
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Thank you Mia for sharpening my perspective… this morning I lost it when I was told that I need to wait another week for Telstra to deliver my iPad…. That’s a 4 week wait! Boo friggin hoo to me … what a spoilt brat I am!…. I’m going to crawl back into my hole now!
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I bitched about my FWP just this morning – having to tidy the house before my cleaner comes tomorrow whilst I am at work.
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Hahaha, awesome…! So true though
I recently went to Cambodia and what is amazing is these people have nothing but they are always smiling and just getting on with it and I’m always grumbling about something
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A couple of months ago, our cleaner threw out my Napoleon Perdis make-up palette. Cranky.
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My FWP is trying to impress people I don’t like with the money I dont even have
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I don’t know whether to have coffee or tea or a smoothie this morning.
My daughter has too many hair ribbons.
My iPhone runs out of battery too quickly.
The five minute walk home from the train station is uphill.
I bought too much fresh fruit at the supermarket and if we don’t eat it soon it will go off.
I am sick of choosing what to cook for dinner.
I don’t “feel” like water.
My bed is too warm in the mornings if I have the elec blanket on.
Wow this is really therapeutic, writing such silly stuff donw haha. I hope no one will think that these things actually get to me, rather they are just passing thoughts and observations…. etc etc. I know how lucky I am, appreciate every amazing little thing.
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Love the ‘feel like water’ one. I live in Tassie and our tap-water is F-ing amazing. But I’m constantly reminding myself that I probably need to drink more delicious, fresh, cool, on-tap water for the sake of my skin etc. and grumbling cos it’s cold in my mouth/not alcoholic, not flavourey enough. Awful!
(but hilarious
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Major FWP: When the whole spoon falls to the bottom of the soup bowl and having to dig fingers into soup to dig it out.
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Man I hate that!
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FWP- ran out of espresso pods this morning… no coffee
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Shit!! That really is a problem!
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Having trouble sleeping on my back after an operation.
An operation that I had in a private hospital. Sleeping in a queen size bed. In a house that we’re paying off. Whilst on paid sick leave from a job.
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FWP – My eyelash extensions keep falling out in my sleep, I keep waking up to find big black lashes all over my doona cover!
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Hahahaha. If I did that, the cats would run away with them.
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My biggest problem on the weekend was whether to tip WB or Port because if I got it right there would be a free whopper. Aaaaah FWP!
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What on earth does this mean? I truly don’t understand a word of what you wrote.
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Maybe AFL teams? Guessing.
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Haha! Yes western bulldogs were playing port power and in my tipping competition I had gotten every other game right for last week, and if you get them all right hungry jacks give you a free whopper.
I have only been in Melbourne a year but am obviously picking up the lingo well : )
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My FWP is that I have to go to work. Fark *&%&%$%$#^%@
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Bahahaha LOVE the gallery! I get the raisin thing all the time! XD
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FWP: I’m too fat.
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Me too
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My brand new opaque tights have really loose waist elastic & they keep falling down. It is too far to walk to Myer etc from my office building to purchase a new pair. My tights are ruining my day…..
Also, the one pillow too low, 2 pillows too high is a prob for me as well.
Why do these things always happen to me??
Such fun.
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That’s funny! I recently wore sticky stay-ups that weren’t so sticky and during the walk from the train station to my office my left stocking kept falling down! Consequently I entered the office with it all bunched up around my ankle. My colleagues are still calling me Mrs Doubtfire!
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Me too. I can’t get comfortable.
4 different pillows now and I still fluff, puff, flatten and end up throwing them off the bed.
I thought I was the only person with such a problem.
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I’ve been going to the same cafe for my morning coffee for nine months now. Today the barista turns to me and says “do you have a coffee card?” NO….
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ooh nooo my galleries are all f*cked up again – help!
FWP: the screen on my iphone is cracked because I knocked over a wine glass onto it while having a dinner party.
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oh i take it back, I cleared my cache and refreshed and now it’s working.
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FWP, I don’t know how to clear my cache?
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Instructions please on how to clear the cache?? TIA
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another FWP: having to put on cold clothes in the morning…how silly
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I hate the ad panels that explode out on my (hitherto) free online newspaper.
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YES!!! OMG!!! why does anyone think that those ads work lol?!?
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My canary sings really loudly when I’m studying.
I’m so tired of having to put on so many clothes to go outside.
My husband is reading Game of Thrones really slowly, and I want to read it after him.
Hehe, this is fun!
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Read it when he’s not looking!
You should be able to overtake him, there are 5 books and it’s all very fast paced and exciting!
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This gallery worked for me but not all of them do.
Why the repetition of the once crying woman so many times?
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“These problems are really funny, but so many of them have the same photo.”
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first world problem?
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It’s the meme generally associated with first world problems.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/first-world-problems
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That’s the nature of memes – many captions for one unique photo – this pic is the template for a heap of “first world problems” memes.
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Had the ultimate first world problem the other day. I couldn’t choose between two personal trainers.
Yep. I have a snazzy gym near my house, which i can afford to go to, which has people who work there that are dedicated to making ME look hot (with financial backing), and i have the luxury of being able to afford whichever one i like, but i just couldn’t chooooose which one.
I laughed at myself, long and hard.
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Yesterday a friend and I were complaining at work about having no money because we have to buy food at Uni, if we take a home made lunch it either goes soggy or requires more time to try and make it healthy. My boss’s 13 year old daughter was looking at us with complete disbelief at what were whining about! After we finished talked we both agreed how ridiculous we were being!
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People annoying me on Facebook with boring posts from their boring lives. Such a first world problem.
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Fan-fucking-tastic!!!! Haha, I can totally relate to many of the FWP in the gallery…lol.
I think my most recent FWP would be not being able to open my car door from the driver’s side as the key wouldn’t work, so having to go around to the passenger side all the time – did it for a year. Though funny thing is that it wasn’t really a FWP as just last week I finally went to the mechanic to get it fixed and it worked. Anyway, I think I was just turning the key the wrong way, though you are the first and ONLY people to know this…
My theory with FWP is that we are so used to convenience, that when something occurs that is an inconvenience to us (no matter how minor), we tend to fret about it.
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You clambered over for a year for no reason? That’s hilarious, thanks for confessing!
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FWP: my parents-in-law are on holiday for two months, during that time I have to do the grocery shopping with my kids, so exhausting, they drive me crazy with mummy I want this…I want that..can we buy thiiiis…. Ok I am grateful that I have money to BUY groceries and I can also go by car, no need to walk and cary the things home.
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OnlinE? Delivery?
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hm I could consider, thanks
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Exactly! Colesonline.com.au
Fixed
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I know I’ve mentioned this multiple times, but I never get a response from the MM team. The gallery doesn’t work for me. I’m using Firefox 13.0.1.
Does everyone else using Firefox have this problem or do I need to reinstall?
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It’s not working for me either, but I’m on Safari 5.0.5.
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Maybe try this..
http://www.mamamia.com.au/contact/
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Worked for me. Using firefox – no idea which version, but it did make me do an update last week…
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I’m also using Firefox 13.0.1, it works fine for me.
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Hmm, maybe something in my settings. Thanks for letting me know though!
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Have you tried clearing your cache? Sometimes when things aren’t working properly I clear my cache and it’s fixed.
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I tried it, it didn’t work, but still – Good thinking 99!
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And yes I realise the irony of posting this comment on a post about first world problems! hahaha.
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we all have this problem!
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Thanks goose, our tech fairies are working on it – hopefully they can sort it out soon! x
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Great! Thanks for the reply.
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