by MIA FREEDMAN
Sometimes, I just want to punch myself in the face. Do you know that feeling? When you’re bitching inside your head about something – some travesty, some gross injustice or inconvenience – and then you kind of overhear yourself and realise that you’re on crack.
Like the time I was driving to work and was grumbling – possibly out loud to my children (the voice sometimes escapes from my head) – that the steering wheel was freezing. So cold. Like, freeeeeezing.
And almost immediately, as the words came out of my mouth, I tried to stuff them back in because I realised what an almightly privileged complaint a cold steering wheel was. I was driving to work. In a car. To a job. That I loved.
First World Problem. Major.
In fact a cold steering wheel may just be a First Class Problem.
Then this week, I was grumbling to myself because my parents have been away and are too jet lagged and busy with work to help out with my kids this week.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM. I have parents. They”re happy and healthy and have been on holidays. My children are happy and healthy and I NEED TO GET OVER MYSELF AND REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WALK 50km FOR WATER EVERY DAY SO THEY CAN BOIL SOME DIRT TO EAT.
Shame on me.
And yet I find the actual act of speaking your first world problem aloud – or even consciously identifying it as a FWP, is a wonderful thing for perspective, for gratitude, for a reality check.
Like pressing the reset button.

First World Problems
OK – your turn. What’s your First World Problem (FWP)?







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My FWP is that I can’t get the gallery to work on my computer at work so I can’t see the pictures. I’ll have to wait to look at them until I get home, I’m not sure I’ll survive!
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Just got back from a year backpacking around latin america (very different proposition doing it in your early 40s as opposed to your late 20s) & am very aware of the difference between 1st world problems & developing world problems. there’d be times when i had to remind myself that whatever issues i might have been experiencing on a day of travelling – was nothing compared to the majority of folks living in whatever country i was visiting. very humbling. has made me a lot more grateful for the simple things: like water. indygogal.wordpress.com
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I can’t decide whether to use the rectangle pre-made pizza base (fits more topping), or the circle base (more authentic). hmmmmm
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You have to use the circle. I can’t imagine eating a piece of pizza without biting off the pointy end first. It just wouldn’t be right!
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Thanks Cordeline. FWP solved!
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Unless you used the square, and cut them into triangles. Now that’s a dilemma!
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My FWP: they are blocking Mamamia at work!
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Use a proxy site. You might not be able to log in and comment, but you can still read the articles.
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is THAT how my students have been logging onto facebook at school even though it’s blocked!?!
Every time I catch a kid doing it, they get this cheeky little smirk, and none of them have cracked under interrogation (yet).
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My partner and I went on holiday to sunny Broome (30 degrees every day) last week and we were diappointed that we missed the stormy weather in Perth
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I am off to Broome later this week for 3.5 weeks! My FWP: can’t decide hwo many novels to take.
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Take a kindle!
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Can’t decide whether to make chocolate slice or lemon slice
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Lemon. Always always always LEMON.
Problem solved:)
(btw: I just made one, so I know what I’m talking about:)
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My brother is getting married in Thailand and I am annoyed because I have to save for it, and use my tax money to pay for the flights. WOW. I am so hard done by.
I had the cold steering wheel issue the other morning, and am going to buy a cover for it soon!
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I live in a hotel in Dubai and when house keeping change my sheets it drives me insane that I always have to untuck the doona. Spoilt, I know!
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I live in a hotel appt too, bugs me that they don’t put my throw cushions back on the bed properly. Ahh yes, nothing like living in Dubai to make you lose perspective.
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I can’t get a 90th liker on my Facebook page
. Once I do I will have to worry about getting to 100. OH THE INHUMANITY!
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At the moment I actually only have problems, but enjoy laughing at myself when I do have a good FWP!
I often noticed that when something terrible happens to one acquaintance theres always another whinging 10x louder about their FWP, it’s like being on this incredible seesaw
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FWP: Not having any FWPs
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Too funny!
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A friend of mine summed that one up perfectly.
“Oh gosh my (period) cramps are terrible today. But don’t tell Jack* his are worse.”
*Not real name
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What I always say about these sorts of people: “If I’ve farted, he’s shit himself.” Always have to be one bigger, better, worse off and make it about them.
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really sick of how cluttered our walk in robe is but can’t be arsed organising it (actually that goes for the whole house)
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My daughter (or us) cant eat out at restaurants or take away or at birthday parties or most places really because she is anaphylactic to dairy, eggs and nuts. FWP – she is happy and healthy and well nourished.
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Oh we have that problem too, although the dairy is OK but egg and nuts – same as you guys. Our daughter is also happy, healthy and well nourished but it can be a big pain the bum can’t it?!
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Hey Cordeline, I’d say “big pain in the bum” is the good part of it! The scarey, life threatening part not so good…. Best of luck to you and your daughter, wishing you a lifetime of NO big reactions
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I very much agree about the life-threatening part! We just returned from an overseas trip to see my in-laws. They hadn’t met our children before and trying to get it through their (thick) skulls the seriousness of our daughter’s allergy was ridiculous. My husband drummed it into them before we got there (or so we thought) and the first meal they had prepared upon our arrival was full of egg! Every time they served something (from a packet, which was often, it was the UK after all!) we were checking labels etc and my FIL rolled his eyes at us. Luckily we did, he served her up some ice-cream which was made with egg. F$#! wit.
Aaahhhh, sorry, had to get it out. Good luck to you guys as well!
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I hate the word “nourished” It sounds seedy, like panties or moist. FWP
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I have so many applications in my iPhone that I can never find shazam when I need it… Then the song ends and I’ve missed it! So annoying.
Also, when you tape a show on foxtel IQ and it stops recording before the show ends and you miss the ending. Hate that!
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press the red button after you press the record button – extends the recording by an extra 20 minutes so you don’t miss the end.
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You know how much of packed to the rafters I’ve missed because of is arghhh and yes oeget to set it for record longer!
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I have separate folders for this. I have them labelled “music” “games” “finance” “photography” etc and the ones I use frequently on their own. I have a tonne of apps and they all fit on one page because I have them in folders.
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Just scroll your homepage to the left for the search page, start typing what you want (song, app, etc) & it’ll show in a list. I use the folder system too, but sometimes searching is just quicker.
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Everything’s amazing and no-one’s happy – Louis CK’s very funny observations on first world whining…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk
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Love that clip!
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I am about to start my second round of IVF tomorrow… and i feel sorry for myself as almost all my other friends get pregnant in a nano second.
Not sure if this is a first world problem? kind of is – as im lucky to be able to afford it, have a lovely husband and 2 year old to keep me on track, but i still feel sorry for myself…
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lots of luck to you x
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No hun. Thats an ‘everything is relative problem’. And that problem is meaningful and important to you as a person. It warrants a hug and a ‘good luck’.
Good luck.
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thanks!
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Don’t confuse ‘first world problem’ with one of the most difficult and emotional things a person can face. Be kind to yourself, what you are experiencing is not easy x
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no, be kind to yourself. Not a FWP at all. Good luck with it all, it is a hard road and one that many never have to worry about at all. Which isn’t fair. But big hugs to you and I hope it goes well
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It took us 3.5 years of trying every cycle (bar three months when I did get pregnant and lost it at 11 weeks). We now have twin 2 year olds (almost 3) and a 7 year old to show for it all. Over $100 000 and years of trying, I know we are lucky to have a way to deal with no sperm. I would have kept going until I ran into menopause (or we ran out of money) but I would never give back my girls for the money (even to pay the debt we are in) because in another country we could never have afforded it.
Over 50 eggs havested and 30 embryos transferred I am eternally grateful for the capacity to use a sperm bank and IVF.
It is Mandy all worth it – hard going but I know when I read posts by those who will never experience the joy of a child that no glam overseas holiday/ car/ jimmy choo shoe will ever be as good as your own child.
Keep going it it so wonderful to finally have a heart beat at 8 weeks instead of the news, sorry another one has died. In a third world country we would have never had children, even the hard days with them all are a joy because I know we are lucky!
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Thanks Kate. I love stories like yours, they keep u going. twin girls would be my absolute dream! i hope one day i can tell people inspiring stories about my miracle ivf baby/babies. my 2 1/2 yo was conceived naturally after 5 months trying, we had no idea how lucky we were that time. in fact i thought we were unlucky, as most people seem to be pregnant straight away. i wish IVF was free though. The cost of it is the cherry on the cake of crappyness. The money isnt important i just hope i get something at the end other than debt & pain…
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I have a cut on my nose because last Sunday I was lazing in bed, sipping a cup of tea and nursing a hangover while reading the paper on my ipad. As I drifted off to sleep listening to the rain, I lost hold of my iPad and it donged me on the head. FWP.
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ha ha ha, you win my vote for best comment
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Thank you! Xx
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I have a cut on my nose because last Sunday I was lazing in bed, sipping a cup of tea and nursing a hangover while reading the paper on my ipad. As I drifted off to sleep listening to the rain, I lost hold of my iPad and it donged me on the head. FWP.
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I have so many clothes that my chest of drawers broke.
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Gahhh…. Me toooo! Sooooooooo Annoying!
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Recently I have switched back to eating Sustain for breakfast. And while delicious, it never has enough sultanas.
Then when I take initiative and add my own sultanas to the mix – I somehow manage to add too many. AND on top of that, I get annoyed that I can taste the difference between the prepackaged and the fresh sultanas.
Neither is good or bad, it’s more the fact that the differentiation exists that bothers me…
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I LOVE sultanas from the cereal box. They never taste like that out of a packet.
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If only we lived together jamila. I think sustain has too many sultanas – you could have some of mine
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I’m so tired of picking up my kids toys. They have so many freakin’ toys and books that I’ve run out of space for them all.
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After all the rain Sydney’s had lately…
- I hate having to run from my apt to my car because I get wet (I have a car AND somewhere to live)
- too many people at the cinema
- i may have to park on a different floor in Westfield because everyone’s there when the weather is crap
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Need to take back my new Oroton wallet back to the shop as the clasp keeps popping open whenever there is too much money in it…. what a hassle.
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My gorgeous Cath Kidston iPhone cover got dropped by the kids and has a crack in the top! Phone is fine, kids are fine, but gee I loved that cover…
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A variation on these theme – first world solutions. You know whatever has you in a funk is really not that bad when you are lifted out of it by a spontaneous compliment on your outfit.
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I’d had a really long, mad day at work recently (love my job so I’m already first world whining) after I picked up my daughter from kindy I had to get some groceries (more whining – can afford groceries) and the lady at the checkout said to my daughter “You are so beautiful just like your mum” I just about burst into tears because it was a really kind thing to say. That lady was on her feet all day probably dealing with idiot customers and she managed to say something kind. I’m with you Kat – don’t underestimate the spontaneous compoliment!
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What a lovely lady! Better than having “flybuys?” barked at you!
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I did a big cook up of food. Can’t quite squeeze it all into the freezer.. grrr
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The thief that stole my handbag has my beep-beep car key. I now have to use one that I actually have to put into the lock and turn. God help me!
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Ive run out of itunes credit, my life sux….
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Love this! I haven’t heard the term FWP before but am going to run with it..
I have accidentally changed the homepage on my internet and don’t know how to change it back. Very annoying!
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Sally,
go to Tools —> Internet Options —> General … and it should be right there in front of you – a box to type what homepage you want.
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Every time I get wound up about something to do with my upcoming wedding (serious first world dramas, like the colour lipstick I should wear or why can’t I find the exact veil I want) I remind myself I am so lucky to not only choose the man I marry, but that I am free to marry at all.
It really is a great reality check.
However, my fave first world problem is when I am texting in bed and drop my phone on my face. Oh, the humanity!
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I do this constantly! And I never learn…
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I really like the Kerastase brand hairspray which costs $40 per can. I’m wondering (a) whether I can justify continuing to spend $40 regularly on hairspray, (b) whether it does anything different to the $5 hairspray or (c) whether I actually need hairspray at all.
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Also, I just picked up my dog from the groomers and, for the first time ever, they didn’t put a little scarf on him. Why not??
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Haha I get my cat clipped (don’t ask why I got a chinchilla) and they no longer put a bow on his collar. Been a year since they last did it but wonder about it every time I get him clipped…..maybe he’s not bow worthy anymore??
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LOL… bow-worthy!
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Well it started when the guy who clips him told me that he’s getting a little porky (my cat not him!) and then suddenly no bow! So maybe only the skinny glam cats are getting the bows. I hope he’s not feeling insecure (again, my cat not the man!)
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Lol you dont go to Maru Maru in Stanmore do you?
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No I don’t! Do you see skinny, glam cats sauntering out with their pretty bows while the tubby, sad cats are pushed out the back door bow-less?
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I’m not really happy with the job my house cleaner is doing. Boohoo!
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Complaining about moving away from my family & friends for uni, even though its only a 1 hour flight away and I can afford the $80 one way every 6 weeks.
also, running out of yummy junkfood to eat because I finished it all yesterday haha
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Hey. Deja vu. I have read this post before. this identical post. The freezing steering wheel and all. What tha?
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Nope. New post. You have a good memory though!
The first ever First World Problem post I wrote (it’s a semi-regular on the site) was prompted by my freezing steering wheel observation.
This was a recap of that to help illustrate the absurdity of FWPs.
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aw come on, surely you could have come up with something fresh.
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If you don’t like the content of the site, don’t visit.
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FWP – the blog i read only has 99% new content
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I’m overseas and can’t get to the gym.
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I ate way too much yummy food for dinner and now I’m lying down on my comfortable bed with a stomach ache
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WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I never get a chance to paint my nails because with two small babies there’s never long enough for them to dry…..except at night, and then I get into bed and smudge them…….
Can’t BE BOTHERED to get Shellac….
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crying uncontrollably*
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Oh, and also *sob sob sob* can’t decide what colour to get in this and am only allowed to buy one
http://www.theiconic.com.au/Mermaid-Apple-Clutch-61437.html
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Cute! I like the red one.
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Me too!
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Defs red.. it totally highlights that it’s an apple!
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I.must.have.that.clutch.
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Isnt it great?!
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I have this on my phone and use it as a great reminder and reality check when my FWP seems to make more of an impact than it should one me!
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hahaha! Love this. When I start to complain about stupid stuff, I do sometimes realise how lucky I really am. Other times I’m just plain annoyed at the stupid stuff. eg: I absolutely hate putting petrol in my car! I mean when I was a kid someone else did it, I miss those days. What a waste of time, putting petrol in the car, urgh! Also some nights I get so fed up (unintended pun) with working out what I’ll feed the family, everyone likes/hates something different. Urgh why cant they eat cereal or a sandwich or something?
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My 3 month old won’t take a bottle and I want a glass of wine…
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Kerr, I would argue that this is a very serious problem….you probably need a break by now…. ;0
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Actually, the wine isn’t the biggest problem. What is potentially devastating is that Flight of the Conchords are coming to Perth in a month. If she won’t take a bottle before then I can’t leave her, which means I can’t go. Argh, love FOTC!
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Same – except a glass would probably get me rolling drunk after abstaining for so long.
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My (gorgeous, healthy) baby boy won’t have his lunchtime sleep which means I can’t enjoy my afternoon coffee and cupcake in peace, while catching up on MM and other blogs (on the iPad).
Writing it certainly puts it all into perspective!
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mamaruns, you and I are in the exact same predicament today!
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This is my worst nightmare. Seriously.
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The corner shop didn’t have KitKats so I had to get a twirl. I was craving a Kitkat though…
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My hot chocolate is too chocolatey.
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I can never get them too make hot chocolates “chocolatey” enough and they never make them with enough froth on them.
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Mine is never chocolatey enough.
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Ohhhhhh…..”lots” today
1. Really feel like a glass of OJ but husband bought the one with pulp. Hate bits!
2. Bought sushi for lunch but they forgot to give me soy sauce.
3. Just made dinner but forgot to buy spiral pasta today so had to use penne instead so now know my daughter won’t eat it tonight – that’s going to be the toddler FWP tonight!
4. My cat is snoring so loudly while I type this I just poked him awake with my toe.
But I’m lucky to be on mat leave, in my house, with food, a sleeping baby, a toddler at daycare (affordable and fantastic), and about to have a cup of tea while reading a book in the sun.
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I hate OJ bits too! You are the only other person I have heard refer to them as bits, my boyfriend mocks me for saying it.
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Agree so much – pulp makes me gag. And the man takes the p— out of me. Is that a FWP?
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Well they are bits! They’re teeny tiny itty bits of yuckiness. OJ without bits is the best invention since raisin toast without the bits
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Raisin toast without the bits = toast?
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Haha! Nooooooooo! The orange rine bits…..hated raisin toast as a kid before they started taking it out! Clearly I have something against little orange bits…..
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my sister and I call them bits too
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Put a tea strainer over your glass and pour the juice through it. Pulp= gone
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But then I have to wash the icky bits out of the strainer. *sigh* Another FWB
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Haha. That’s hilarious. Toddler FWP, mum gave me the wrong shape pasta tonight.
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Yep, Joanna, as predicted it was a huge toddler FWP in our house tonight…..haha…..she should just appreciate that she has food!
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Our family of 5 needs to move and I work from home so need office space. Our first world problem is do we get a 3 bed plus study or 4 bed so kids don’t have to share.
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heh! When those kids are teens, you’re going to wish they had a room each, as they are going to remind you at least 4 times a day. It will become a FWP of their own!
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Oh no really is that the future. I’m hoping the boys will watch the Brady bunch and think its cool to share as teens.
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maybe they will!
My girls shared and it was all cute and happy days until the older one was in her 14th year.
Then the Eldest child moved out, middle child moved into her room and the eldest child had a FWP hissy fit (that lastest 2 years) that we didnt keep her room as a museum!
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Yeah, good luck with that one!
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my once consistant 7pm-7am sleeping toddler has, it seems, become a vampire and now spends all night every night trying to climb from his cot to prowl the night, whinging, banging and occassionally breaking into random dances.
i got home from work at 10pm last night and he was wide awake by 12am and ready to start his night…. has resulted in me giving up fighting him, curling up cosy in front of the fire to read zoe foster’s amazing face at 3am and cackling like a mad thing for most of the book at some of her expressions, loved it!
Has also resulted in me going out today and buying half the products she has recommended…whoops
also….after months of very minimal chocolate consumption i now cant stop eating cadbury marvellous creations chocolate bars. ate two yesterday!!! damn you cadbury, damn you.
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Oh, yes, it really is a taste sensation….
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Now I really want some chocolate … Cadbury Marvellous with the little honeycomb and jelly bits! May have to take a sneaky trip to the shops
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Hahaha I just got back to my desk from lunch having spent part of my break complaining to my mum about my FWP, specifically that I can’t decide which tallboy and bedside table I want and therefore can’t decide which lamp I want to go with my bedroom furniture. To add insult to my serious FWP injury…there are no biscuits left and the office manager is away today and I won’t have any biscuits to dunk into my afternoon coffee. I feel like throwing a tantrum.
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Mia, this is a great post – I have been feeling the same way lately also.
When I was in Thailand on my honeymoon earlier this year I realised how lucky I am – it is a beautiful country for sure, but many of the local people live in such poverty. I felt ashamed at all I had, and how I never seem to think it’s good enough. Ever since then I have made a real effort to not whinge about my FWP’s.
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Mother of all First World Problems. I was speaking to my mum on the phone, who lived in Asia, where domestic helpers/maid/cleaner whatever you wish to call them are the norm.
She was complaining they were going through too much detergent. I just said, “Mum, seriously, are you complaining that someone who does your washing is using too much detergent and doing it too often?!”
…. *silence on the phone* …
“Well when you word it that way!”
She has since moved home to Austraia and is happily doing her own laundry
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My First World Problem is the gallery function no longer works on Mamamia for me and I can’t be bothered opening each photo in a new window.
There. I said it. ARRGGHHH that feels better.
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For me too! I wanted to look at all those pics but just couldn’t be bothered going backwards and forwards.
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I have too many awesome friends inviting me to do fun things and filling up my weekends. Really really hard to take!
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