by MIA FREEDMAN
Sometimes, I just want to punch myself in the face. Do you know that feeling? When you’re bitching inside your head about something – some travesty, some gross injustice or inconvenience – and then you kind of overhear yourself and realise that you’re on crack.
Like the time I was driving to work and was grumbling – possibly out loud to my children (the voice sometimes escapes from my head) – that the steering wheel was freezing. So cold. Like, freeeeeezing.
And almost immediately, as the words came out of my mouth, I tried to stuff them back in because I realised what an almightly privileged complaint a cold steering wheel was. I was driving to work. In a car. To a job. That I loved.
First World Problem. Major.
In fact a cold steering wheel may just be a First Class Problem.
Then this week, I was grumbling to myself because my parents have been away and are too jet lagged and busy with work to help out with my kids this week.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM. I have parents. They”re happy and healthy and have been on holidays. My children are happy and healthy and I NEED TO GET OVER MYSELF AND REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WALK 50km FOR WATER EVERY DAY SO THEY CAN BOIL SOME DIRT TO EAT.
Shame on me.
And yet I find the actual act of speaking your first world problem aloud – or even consciously identifying it as a FWP, is a wonderful thing for perspective, for gratitude, for a reality check.
Like pressing the reset button.

First World Problems
OK – your turn. What’s your First World Problem (FWP)?







Comments
501 Comments so far
Got sick of waiting for access to season 2 of Game of Thrones, googled plot synopsis of released books…didn’t like what I found.
No longer have any desire to watch/read.
loading...
Nooo! I was going to do that, but then I decided to read the books once my exams are over. This makes me sad
loading...
Read the books, they are amazing. Just don’t get attached. To anyone.
loading...
That was my problem. I got attached.
Except for one character, who I really wanted to suffer a truly horrible, grisly death. I especially didn’t like the way the books dealt with that person. You can probably guess who, but don’t want to say why it made me so cranky as it would be a spoiler for others.
loading...
Don’t worry, I’m sure the books will be great. I’m just like a child and get very cranky when things don’t go the way I want them to
Everyone one else I know thinks the books are great.
loading...
The crust on my masterchef quiche cracked ( I would have been eliminated) & my husband bought sav blanc & I really wanted reisling!
loading...
Oh I like this.
Today’s FWP was my shower had a dribble running down the wall. Shower in my unit that I own, and renovated. I ran out of water in my nespresso machine this morning – so had to start again. I was a few minutes late because my neighbour wanted to talk to me. I had phone and computer email problems at work which was a hassle. I didn’t “feel” like pumpkin soup I brought from home for lunch. I wondered why I hadn’t heard about my Thailand Accom request yet “as I emailed 12 hours ago”. I then was on hold when ringing to change a dinner booking that will take us 6 weeks to get into the place..And this was all before 2pm! So I’ll stop there! Great blog. timely reminder…as I am feed, clothed, well paid, have beautiful friends and family, a modern car, loads of travel. Time to pull your head in Kerri!
loading...
Toddler FWP #1: Mummy gave me the wrong shape pasta for dinner (which I anticipated in my earlier lunchtime post!)
Toddler FWP #2: Bananas in Pyjamas PJs in the wash so had to wear cat ones
Toddler FWP #3: Mummy didn’t put the band aid on the (completely invisible) scratch on the special way like Daddy does it
loading...
Toddler FWP #1: Mummy i dont want to have this milo cause its not crunchy on top anymore!!
Toddler FWP #2: Mummy i want potatoes for dinner, not this !! (beautiful homemade stirfry packed with vegetables)
Toddler FWP #3: Mummy my sister wont share the big phone with me!
My response to all 3…. oh go rub it with a brick!
loading...
I have never heard that one before “go rub it with a brick!”, what exactly does it mean? I’m assuming it means something along the lines of “suck it up princess”…. but I am confused by the rubbing of bricks. Am I the only one?
loading...
ha ha sorry!! yeah pretty much means the same thing… if if “pains” you now go use a brick on it then you will know its painful!!!
loading...
I put my toe through a tile in the bathroom and now I can’t wear my new heels for at least a week.
loading...
My house is full of healthy food and I don’t want any of it. My kitchen is full of tonight’s dirty dishes from all the food I was able to cook for my healthy, well fed children. And I want junk food but can’t because I’m overweight because I CAN AFFORD TO BUY AND EAT TOO MUCH FOOD! FWP indeed
loading...
The little white arrows wont come up on the gallery for me to click through the photos…. been happening for a few days now boo hoo for me
loading...
Me too. Boo hoo. FWP.
loading...
Me three. There’s a work around but it takes a few more seconds.
…hang on. Just read a later post and the solution is to clear the cache (google it for your device). …and it works. Galleries are live. First world solution: get an online solution to a first world problem on an online discussion board.
loading...
just logged back on and it works… go figure!!!!
loading...
I’m going to the Isle of Wight festival in the UK this weekend, and it’s going to pour with rain and I’m broke. So I’ll have to wear a poncho and take it easy on the cider while I have four days off. Violins.
loading...
I lost a swarovski crystal earring when out walking that I bought in Casablanca!
loading...
-I drink too much coffee on the way back to the office so there’s not much left to enjoy while sitting down
-I’m running out of space on my Foxtel IQ
-My hair appointment might clash with my eyebrow appointment
-It’s really hard to not eat my sandwich on the way back to the office
loading...
I SO have the same Foxtel problem! what to delete???
loading...
Only this morning I was complaining that our aircon/heater doesn’t warm up our house fast enough! MY GOD…..
loading...
Reading posts in capital letters or bolding for emphasis on my ipad!That annoys me!
loading...
I only have 6 holiday days left over for the year after booking our month long trip to Australia for Christmas. What if I want to go somewhere else for a holiday as well?!
ETA: My husband and I just both won tix to see Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at the weekend (4 tix in total) and I’m not sure 1. who to take with us and 2. who can look after our baby while we’re out enjoying ourselves!
loading...
I can’t decide what flavoured froyo to have and what toppings to put in it.
loading...
My almost teenager is going thru a massive growth spurt, eating everthing in the cupboards and then texting me the minute he gets home from school to tell me how hungry he is. Plus his teenage sister is having midnight munchies. My grocery bill is skyrocketing.
Said growth spurt also means he has outgrown his expensive sneakers, soccer boots and school shoes…
loading...
MY INTERNET JUST DIED BECAUSE I WENT OVER MY MONTHLY USEAGE ALLOWANCE. IT ROLLS OVER TOMORROW BUT IT MEANS I CAN’T STREAM THE NEW MAROON 5 SONG, CAN’T DOWNLOAD THE NEXT SEASON OF DOCTOR WHO AND GIFS ON TUMBLR WON’T LOAD PROPERLY, ALL OF WHICH I NEED NOW. IT’S THE WORST THING EVER.
loading...
People who yell at me in capitals = FWP
loading...
All capitals makes this comment even better
loading...
I had four uni exams while my house mates only had two or one. FWP
I should be grateful that I even go to uni
loading...
I am ordering a coles online for when we are in the whitsundays and they don’t deliver alcohol in Queensland!!!! I’m loving this article it is so refreshing to let it all out.
loading...
Oooh! Must remember that! We’re going up in 2.5 weeks for a week & we are doing our own provisioning for the yacht we’re renting. Yes, definite FWP.
loading...
When we went we just got a hire car for the day before and stocked up on alcohol at the local bottle shop, would could also get a cab!
loading...
My boyfriend made my lunch last night and gave me two peanut butter sandwiches instead of one with Vegemite. Boo fricken hoo.
loading...
Haha
loading...
My hubbys fwp – there was only four squares of cadbury caramello chocolate left when he got home from work just now.
loading...
My ludicrous first world problems are:
- I worry that my pet rat might be too cold at night
- My class set of Apple Mac laptops didn’t charge overnight and my students are complaining
- I burned my finger on my GHD
- I can’t find a decent, nice, pretty but functional pair of ballet flats to wear sightseeing in Italy in September (yep, that last one takes the cake)
loading...
Check out Sambag Belinda – they are on sale at the moment too!
loading...
Thanks!! They are gorgeous!
Now to find a heel insert.
I don’t want to look like a tourist and wear runners/sneakers but ballet flats have no support so I’m seeking a nice compromise. A ballet flat or nice sandal with arch and heel support.
First world problems…..
loading...
Tony Bianco make comfy ballet flats.
loading...
First World Problem: when my pasta doesn’t cook properly. You’ll never meet a pasta lover like me, but even I know that’s totally ridiculous.
http://www.katiapellicciotta.blogspot.com
loading...
Waiting for my brand new car to arrive. I was whining earlier today that because I’m getting some additions to my new car, it’s taking two days long for it to arrive from the dealership. I heard myself complaining before and thought “Hmm just bought a band new car, getting it exactly how I want and didn’t have to take out a loan and I’m complaining I have to wait two extra days…..”
loading...
My FWP: I spent $200+ at Coles and forgot my Flybuys
I’ve visited 3 Myer stores in the past 2 days to buy a present for a friend’s engagement registry and no one was able to help me/they didn’t have the products and one place refused to even give me the updated registry list. So I proceeded to be stroppy and stomp around each store
I ate too many M&M’s for “dinner”
loading...
When I climb into my bed with its woollen underlay, flannelette sheets, doona and extra blanket for winter and I’ve forgotten to turn the electric blanket on to pre-warm it. FWP!!!!
loading...
I have a really young face so I always get ID’d when I go out. It’s tough!
loading...
Lol same here!
loading...
feel your pain!
loading...
And me…even worse when you live in a country where the legal age is 21!
loading...
Hey guys – Over the past week or so Ive been having trouble viewing your galleries.
The white arrow doesn’t pop up on the left & right hand side of the photo, so I have to click the photo to make it big, then press back, then click on the next photo…. I’m using mozilla.
Guess that’s my FWP!!
Also bloody working in a bureaucracy, where I can’t send a letter without it being checked by 1 million different people >_<
loading...
Same problem on my iPad for the last few weeks
loading...
Same problem, but in Google Chrome, didn’t have it before.
loading...
same, i’m using Safari..
loading...
I had the same problem until yesterday. Now I have arrows, but they don’t do anything. Tried in Firefox and IE. I think the problem started about the same time that I updated to the newest version of Flash, but that could be my imagination and/or a coincidence.
loading...
Nina and Patrick broke up and I’m realllllllllly worried they’re not going to work it out this time. fml.
loading...
The preview for this week is them both in bed together!
loading...
It’s Offspring…..it’s going to be a Nina dream! Those dreams in the ads KILL ME. FWP
loading...
I had several friends text me while I was overseas about Nina and Patrick breaking up. Clearly it’s a problem that travels the globe. We have every right to be worried!
loading...
My husband always puts one wet towel on the towel rack so when I get out of shower I have to either walk naked to linen cupboard outside bathroom and risk neighbor seeing me if she is upstairs or use wet towel. I know I could have checked before I got in that it was dry bit I never do and then I scream about it to my husband downstairs….also someone keep leaving tissues in their pockets when I do the laundry and I can’t blame anyone because it is always me!!!
loading...
I can relate.
Hubbie and kids take the towels and don’t hang them up where they found them (e.g. on the rack).
DD takes 2 – one for body and one for hair – she is 6. Her body is not that big and neither is her hair. No one cares to hang towels back on rack and/or knows how to hang towels up so they dry properly anyway.
I take a shower and then realise I have to streak through the house naked and dripping wet to get a towel out of the linen cupboard. Or call said children to grab me one only to hear ‘why did you get in if there are no towels?’. Errrr, because I put 4 fresh towels up this morning and they are on your floor now. Grrrr.
loading...
People who invade your personal space at the supermarket checkout. I dont want the person behind me in the queue standing right next to me while I punch my PIN into the keypad. Back off stalker and wait your turn!
loading...
Haha personal space, yes! People who stand right beside/behind you in the WEIGHT WATCHERS WEIGH IN. I don’t even want to see that number myself, let alone let someone else see it!
loading...
Couldnt have a second glass of wine at lunch because I had to drive back to work.
loading...
My electric breast pump broke and although I much prefer my manual pump (who knew you’d get MORE milk that way?!) it now takes two hands (one to hold boob, one to press pump lever) so I can’t scroll on my laptop to pass the time. I have to watch TV instead. So hard done by.
loading...
Really? I’m going to try my manual one right now then, thanks!
loading...
I was extremely successful with my avent manual pump
loading...
My problem is that after I found out yesterday that I have non hodgkins lymphoma, I’m getting all precious about the severity of the chemotherapy.
loading...
You can get as precious as you want Darl. Best wishes.
loading...
Please don’t feel like this is a first world problem. Chemotherapy is scary and you are completely entitled to be worried about it. I wish you a fast recovery and all the best
loading...
Not a first world problem at all!
Take the time for you. Look after yourself, listen to your body. Surround yourself with good and loving people. Talk to the nurses and doctors – they know what they’re doing and have done it before so can help you with what to expect.
All the best to you x
loading...
That is far, far from a FWP! Worrying about the severity of chemo is very reasonable and totally normal. You can be as precious as you like! I am not sure where you are being treated but know that most hospitals have oncology social workers who would love to support you on your journey. I am one and have supported many patients going through this experience.
Hang in there and I hope you kick cancers butt! You go girl!
FWCP (first world chemo problem) I don’t look good in hats!
loading...
When people take an eternity at ATM’s. Get in and get out ppl, if you want to stand around for half an hour go to the bank! Happened today lol. :p
loading...
Especially if there is a bloody queue do one transaction and go back another time when nobody is waiting, or like you said go into the bank! I always get stuck behind someone who takes ages and sounds like they’re repaying the national debt from every account they own!
loading...
OMG, the post office! When all you want is to post a letter and the person in front of you is buying their life insurance, paying a month worth of bills, applying for a passport and doing their christmas shopping. Argh!!!!!!
loading...
I wanted a glass of wine but there was none in the fridge so I had to get one from the pantry and wait 20 mins for the ‘drinks chill’ function on my awesome fridge to get it perfectly chilled for me. I wanted it straight away!
loading...
That I have to read about Portia de Rossi’s new hairdo. Seriously…is that even remotely interesting?
loading...
Hey Really, no you do not have to read about it. You could choose to read a post from a man whose 3 little kids are growing up behind razor wire or one of the other thousands of posts here.
Different strokes for different folks…
loading...
I liked the post about Portias hair!
loading...
My housekeeper didn’t empty the bin before she left. So when I got home from having my nails re-gel lacquered and my legs waxed I had to do it. Pity party for one please!
loading...
i keep gesturing to turn the pages on my kindle
loading...
My ears are frustratingly incompatible with the Apple earbud headphones that came with my iPhone.
loading...
Call the waaaaaaaambulance for me: we’re going sailing in the Whitsundays these school holidays and I’m getting stressed out whether to buy a rashie here or once we get up there. AND if I’ll look too fat in a wetsuit. (Good thing it’s only my immediate family going!)
loading...
Buy the rashie before you go. Are you leaving from Hamilton Island? There won’t be a huge range of choice there…
loading...
Definitely buy before you go! We went to Hamilton Island in March and I forgot my bathers (I know, what a moron!) so I bought some up there. The range was limited and they were very expensive. Lesson learned.
loading...
Oh, and another thing, wetsuits are like a very thick, black set of full body spanx! Good for smoothing out the bumps ;D
loading...
Thanks everyone! Very helpful. Now I just hope that the water will be nice & warm. I’ll be thinking of you all……………if I remember!
loading...
my baby is cranky after her immunisations
loading...
I chipped my pedicure. The caramel slice I just ate was too small. How am I going to watch the midnight screening of Breaking Dawn Part 2 when I have a 4 month old?? I might miss Bikie Wars due to our date night dinner tonight!!
FWP’s…..Is worrying about how this baby is gonna fit through my vagoozle a FWP?? Cause I’m worrying about that too!
loading...
Just came back from an overseas holiday where I had to eat out every meal for two weeks and I have put on 2 kilos.
loading...
When one of use is complaining about something completely trivial, my husband and I actually say to each other: “That’s a First World problem” just to put things back into perspective. Because lets face it, the internet running a bit slow (for example) really is a FWP.
loading...
I ordered soup of the day at my local cafe at lunchtime.
The toast did not have butter with it and I had to ask for salt and pepper to be brought to the table.
But the final straw was when I opened up the cafe’s complimentary copy of The Age and someone had nicked the Epicure magazine from it.
loading...
I have eczma for the first time in my life, which is not nice, but… its located in the armpits which means that I can absolutely cannot use deodorants (trust me I tried) and have to use special wash that doesn’t give a nice smell
loading...
I feel your pain
loading...
Had eczema all my life- I sympathise greatly! For red or broken skin eleufrat then emulsifying ointment over the top. Try a wet washer over that at night while you sleep and it should reduce the eczema. Hope it gets better soon!
loading...
When someone pushes the elevator button right after I have already done it. I just want to scream at them.
loading...
Me too! Same at the pedestrian traffic lights.
loading...
I have walked to the traffic lights before and there was a whole bunch of people standing there, but alas when the time came for it to change green, we all realised that noone had pressed it. So now I am one of those poeple that presses it whenever I get there, due to my first world problem of not wanting to wait…lol
loading...
The people who keep pushing the “open door” button on the train continually before the train has stopped. And people who reach over my shoulder to push the button in case I have no hands and can’t do it myself. Makes my head explode
loading...
My coffee machine blew up yesterday
Trying to be content with French press.
loading...
The pretty set of Cath Kidston tins that I brought back from London last week don’t match the other tins on my kitchen bench like I thought they would.
The shades of pink, blue and green are not a good match. I’m so disappointed.
loading...
Dried apricots make me fart.
loading...
Me too. Really really bad clear the room, cannot be around another human being ones.
AND I still eat them if I think only my family is going to have to put up with me.
loading...
Oh yes, sultanas are the same. I only eat them at night and if my husband is away so I can fart happily all night long and by morning it is all over.
loading...