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You may never think of your vagina in the same way after watching this.

A group of gay men were asked what they think about vaginas, with the hilarious results ranging from complete bewilderment and giggling, to curiously graphic descriptions. Some of our favourite lines include:

“It’s kinda like seeing a painting in a museum… Maybe not a painting you’d necessarily like a lot yourself, but you’re like, ‘Ooh, I bet someone would pay a lot for that!’”

“It’s like a toasted sandwich.”

“It’s flat. With little ridges, I guess… and bumps…”

But the men also acknowledge that vaginas aren’t purely decorative – for as we all know “without vaginas, there wouldn’t be gay boys.”

Wise words indeed.

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  1. Brad

    This is offensive. Not only does it reinforce negative stereotypes that all gay men are misogynistic pigs (which we are not) but it challenges my assumptions about the standards of the journalism in Australia.

    I’ve said this to a few homophobic men in my life and so now I’m going to say it to the woman who published this: we just don’t think about your bits. Sorry to dent your ego but it’s true.

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    • Ems

      I don’t think this portrays gay people as misogynistic pigs at all – they all seem like very nice men who just don’t choose vagina. No problem.

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  2. Ozlicious

    I love how they wouldn’t put their goodies in a vagina but they’d put them in a poo hole. Haha. Bless their cotton socks! xo

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  3. paige

    They’re like those chattering teeth.

    …..

    : I

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  4. guest.

    sorry, but I don’t think its funny at all. more people judging women by anatomy. yes. judging. and belitting. I doubt they would make a clip about ‘what lesbians think of penises’ – a) its not socially appropriate for women to judge men b) its not ‘cute and funny’.

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    • Ems

      These guys are not judging, they are recognising that they are pretty clueless about that part of a woman and that vagina is not for them. Did it not end with a resounding ‘thank you vagina’?? I really don’t understand how anyone could view this as anything other than a light-hearted bit of fun.

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  5. Karelle

    So funny! I was intrigued by some of their descriptions. And old person’s mouth, turned on the side??? LOL Toasted cheese sandwich?? Eeww! Some of them were implying there were strange things insode of vaginas and/ or coming out of them!! GOLD!

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  6. Bradley

    I’d venture to suggest that most gay men rarely, if ever, think about vaginas. At least it’s certainly not something that I’ve ever heard gay male colleagues and friends openly discuss.

    Of course, if you were to shove a camera and a microphone in front of someone’s face and ask the question, you would certainly be bound to get an answer on any topic regardless of the sexual orientation of the interviewee.

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  7. Nina F

    I loved the last guy. Hilarious.

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  8. Miss White

    I almost feel a bit hurt that they don’t like ‘em! I feel a bit defensive of mine now, it’s a lovely warm place, not at all like a watermelon or toasted sandwich!

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  9. princessmelli

    Gold

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  10. catgirl

    That’s pretty funny :) )

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  11. distracted

    Ba ha haa haaa! Loved it – though I think it would have been more realistic if they hadn’t *all* said thank you at the end. Made it feel a bit staged and contrived.

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  12. Lisa66

    This is so funny and actually a little bit touching. Made me smile, which I totally needed after reading all the comments on another mamamia story today.

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  13. Meg

    I adore the boy in the wolf jumper

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    • kahlapreston

      Me too! And the guy in the red t-shirt is so adorably bemused the whole way through. His face when they first ask him… gorgeous!

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  14. Caz Gibson

    Very cute responses although some of them were a bit childish & the last guy’s descriptions were fairly inaccurate – vaginas are cold, – who told him that ?
    In any case, some gays wish they had one of their own and so I do feel sad for them.
    I got an insight into one gay guys view when I saw the very beautiful & talented singer Adam Lambert’s response to a girl-fan’s offer to sleep with him. He had previously admitted to “making out” with many girls because “Girls are pretty” but on this occasion he said “Thanks, but unless you’ve got something extra going on under that skirt – no way”
    I don’t make judgements about their lives – it’s what’s inside of them that counts.

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  15. Melbmum

    Hilarious!!! I love the looks on their faces when first asked the question!! They might as well have been shown a real one for the shock they were in…

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