This is the complaint made by Katie Price’s ex-fiance Leandro Penna who dated the British celebrity for 20 months during which time he modestly claims to have given her ‘the best orgasms of her life’.
So let’s assume she did occasionally take a break from the computer to enjoy them. Proving yet again that Price has diverse taste in men (her ex husband – the one after Peter Andre, come on, keep up! – was a cross dressing cage fighter), Italian male model Penna has been talking to anyone with a chequebook about their relationship.
According to UK press reports:
Making the most out of his new found celebrity status, Leandro Penna has dished the dirt on his ex-fiance Katie Price saying ‘she would rather spend all day Googling her name and looking at pictures of herself on websites’ than have sex with him.
The model did not hold back when it came to revealing the private moments of their 20-month alliance, that Leandro is clearly using now to boost his fame.
‘I’d say: “Come on, it’s better to f***!” But she’d just say: “Not now.”‘ Leandro continued.
The model also claims he gave Price ‘the best orgasms in her life’, and that he was ‘the best sex she ever had’.
Best sex and best orgasms of her life, eh? Wow. Bet no woman has ever said that before.
ANYWAY.
Discussing this snippet of information in the office, it sparked a conversation about what you’d rather do than have sex.
“Nothing” came one enthusiastic reply. Others weren’t so sure. Especially those in long term relationships. ‘Sleep’ may have been nominated a couple of times.
So. We couldn’t help but wonder….is there anything you’d rather do than have sex?
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Not much, right now! Nearly 3 weeks without for various reasons (sorry girls who are doing it tough, I know about the long droughts) and I just saw the hottest guy change shirts outside my office. On the street. Semi-nude. Did I mention he was hot? Super hot?
But some days I would rather be reading Jane Austen or taking the kids to a movie or drinking coffee in a big room by myself. I’m just lucky I have it on tap if I want it.
And as for the mid-forties libido pick up someone mentioned below, I’m at the end of my 30s, in the best shape of my life and my libido is higher than it’s ever been. My kids are 6 and 3 – I didn’t see this coming, thought it was gone for good. Be of good heart, women who think it’s gone for good because you have a toddler or two
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Um… Star Trek???
(no kids, but I’m self-employed with a very demanding but successful business. All I wanna do at the end of the day is veg in front of TV with uncomplicated TV show I’ve seen every episode of so many times I could repeat the words in my sleep….)
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Pretty much anything. Marriage and kids have left me wanting alone time more than anything else. But I still love the snuggling and the kissing. Can never get enough of that!
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Its not that i dont want sex, just not long involved ‘rock my world’ sex. A quikie and a snuggle, leaving time for other stuff (such as sleep, conversations, a good book or a bit of time online catching up with friends) is great! Thing is, my guy often wants the longer more involved ‘fantasy’ stuff we used to do and frankly hes on a hiding to nothing now the kids have come along! It is sad but there is so little time (i work and have two young kids) and i need things other than marathon sex sessions to stay sane. Sigh, maybe i’ll feel differently once the kids get a bit older and im older? My forty something mates tell me their libido is going crazy. Lets hope this is the case for me and his doesnt drop off!
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I was going to say I’d rather stick pins in my eyeballs but that sounds a bit extreme, so I’ll go for a beautiful thin crust pizza followed by cheesecake eaten outside on a gloriously sunny day. Very nice!
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“Best sex and best orgasms of her life, eh? Wow. Bet no woman has ever said that before.”
Oh, how that made me laugh. The stuff guys have repeated back to me (that I said) during or after sex! I sure have had a lot of best sex/head/orgasms/penises in my life!!
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I would rather just kiss. I love to kiss, sex can go away but kissing
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Sex will pretty much always be number one on my to do list.
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The story title made me laugh, anyone seen the part in 30 rock where Jack explains to Tracey Jordan that “Google yourself” doesn’t actually mean masturbation.
“Oh, so that’s why Liz lemon was so okay with me doing it in her office!”
“Liz, can I Google myself in your office?”
“Sure!”
“Can I use your computer?”
“How else would yo do it?!”
*thumbs up*
Lmao
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Wow, with smooth lines like “come on it’s better to f#@k” it’s a wonder she was chomping at the bit.
I also love his complete ignorance of “she told me it was the best ever” bring on the collective “lol” from all the women In the world!
We tell every partner that yes?
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Anything! I have PTSD so I would actually do anything to avoid sex. I never got to enjoy the first weekends of a new love where you never leave the bedroom so I really don’t know what I’m missing. Surly a good nights sleep is better anyway?
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At the moment sex is ALL I’m thinking about – simply because my visit with Italian man is only 25 days away. Oh baby, bring it on!!!!
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First thing I heard when I read this was that he’s more than likely miffed that life with an ex Page 3 model doesn’t mean around the clock sex. I think it’s a common theme amongst Katie’s exes. They want the fantasy girl, and in reality she’s a business woman with three kids. One of whom has special needs. As buff as you are, Leandro, your sex life can’t be the biggest priority in her life. Whether that’s photos of herself on the net or not, I can’t comment, but her image is her business, so she’d be fairly self-involved on that level.
As for what I’d rather do than have sex…during my marriage it was absolutely anything. I’d have preferred the dentist. (hence the divorce!), but now, after a six year drought, it’s swiftly moving up the priority list. With the right guy, of course
It still would never be number one. Life is too short. LOL
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Totally agree with you there. She can’t have her own life? Good riddance to him I reckon.
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Some days, I’d rather have sex than do anything else.
Some days, I’d rather sleep, get a massage, watch all the trashy tv I want without being interrupted, trawl the shops for hours, hit the town with the girls, sing loudly alone in my house, or reread a great book.
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Nothing … Having gone without it for 12 years; there’s nothing I’d prefer to be doing!!
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I hear you sister: 5 years and I think I think about it more than a guy sometimes… damn you James Bond and Skyfall!
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Eat chocolate!
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I wonder if Leandro was really as good in the sack as Katie told him he was? Surely she’d have been a lot more keen if he really were that great.
What would I rather do? Hmmm… Read, sleep, eat chocolate or any other dessert. I have a baby, so me-time is at a premium right now.
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With twin toddlers and a man-child to pick up after I’d rather be doing just about anything… Sad isn’t it? What happened to the days and nights of romping when you couldn’t get enough of one another? Oh that’s right, life got in the way.
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It’s hard to get interested in sex with a man you have to mother.
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so many things. Read Harpers, drink a good coffee or some champers, eat chocolate, watch Go Girls or Grey’s, eat small food, trawl the internet for shoes, you name it.
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Small food?
Like a mini quiche?
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Sleeeeeeeeepp!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don’t even have kids! Just stepkids, a puppy, and a demanding full-time job that requires a lot of one-on-one contact. I give of myself all day and quite frankly, most nights there’s nothing left in the care bucket to give. Don’t get me wrong, we do have a sex life…but if you asked me what I’d PREFER to be doing? Sleeping or relaxing, definitely.
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I’d prefer to Google her, myself !
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Actually LOL’d at your comment!
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Good taste ! What can I say ?
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Haaa Haaaa with a 9 week old and a toddler…..sleeeeeeeeep………!
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That’s exactly no situation!!!!
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After not getting any for 9 years, I would rather have sex than do anything.
I would turn down chocolate, Jack Daniels, and a room full of kittens!
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Ha! With a four year old and two year old twins? Anything. I would rather do anything than have sex.
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