1. Sorry to break it to you ladies, so please make sure you’re sitting down when you read this but… Hugh Hefner is officially off the market.
The 86-year-old Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has walked down the aisle for the third time and married Playboy bunny Crystal Harris at the Playboy Mansion in Hollywood. Krystal and Hugh tweeted details, including a picture of the “mermaid” dress, a picture of the venue and a picture of Crystal with Hugh and her mum.
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After the wedding, Hugh tweeted: “Crystal & I married on New Year’s Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man. Love that girl!” The pair were set to walk down the aisle in June last year, but Crystal called it off.
3. Kim Kardashian says her baby won’t feature on reality TV.
Kim Kardahsian’s pregnancy was announced just a few days ago, when her boyfriend Kanye West told the audience at his Atlantic city concert (it’s nice to keep it quiet and intimate right?).
Now the couple are saying they they’re against making their baby a TV star. That is, according to “sources”. (We know, we know…)
Kim confirmed the pregnancy on her website soon after Kanye’s announcement saying, “It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!! Xo”
6. The boyfriend pillow – crazy or the best invention since sliced bread?
Love being spooned to sleep but don’t have a special person in your life? Fear not, as the ‘Boyfriend Pillow’ has come to the rescue. Touted by its makers as a perfect gift for a friend or relative with a good sense of humour, who would love to have a little more cuddling at night, this pillow will apparently give you all the comfort of a real boyfriend – without the snoring.
We think that it looks a little too much like the cartoon arm of a character in Fireman Sam – but, each to their own.







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Just letting you know – the link to 7 (the parenting photos) doesn’t seem to be working…
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A rich 86 year old man will never have any trouble finding a 26 year old gold digger to walk down the aisle with him.
Interesting to note that there are very few cases of 26 year men walking down the aisle with 86 year old women.
Which gender produces more gold diggers ?
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Ok i’ll take the bait. Why make everything a gender war Bradley? I’m making an educated guess that there aren’t many 86 year old female billionaires, they are all men and the few that are around are SMART enough to realize that someone is only after their money!
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Maybe you should give Gina a call.
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*Ahem* Bradley, was it you or not you that wrote this comment in response to MM’s feminist article yesterday?
‘I believe that militant feminists do more harm to the feminist cause than anyone or anything. In fact the militant anything does great harm to their cause.
I am a proud equalist. I believe that everyone deserves to be treated equally regardless of gender, race, sexual preference etc etc.
I do not support the gender war. I am (no) more deserving you and you are not more deserving than I. I will show you respect if you show me respect. I will appreciate your opinion and your right to believe in whatever you believe in. I will not refer to you in any derogatory term because of what you believe in if you show me the same courtesy.
I refuse to play the victim card just because it suits my current argument. It harms feelings and opinions towards genuine victims of wrong doing.
So yes. I am a proud equalist and I will participate in anything that promotes the equality of all people. I will actively speak out on issue that promotes bias whenever I see bias.
Equality for all, forever !’ http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/yes-im-a-feminist-why-arent-you/
And look at you now – tsk tsk!
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Sorry. I forgot about Kevin Federline.
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I wouldn’t both correcting Bradley, as nothing he says ever makes sense. He just says whatever his first thought is and leaves logic out of it.
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Nothing ? Ever ?
Thank goodness I have a very thick skin, Alice !
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You might was well ask, “which gender produces more dumb rich people who think they’re wanted for things other than their money?”
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Alternatively, why is it that you never seen anyone who is 86 and dirt poor marrying someone 60 years their junior? Says something for “love”.
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You don’t even need to be that rich to have a gold digger after you. My fathers third wife was 35+ years his junior (from the Phillipines). What can they possibly have in common?
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I’m sure she loves him for his mind *cough* gold digger! *cough*
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….and his ability to go all night !
Darn bladder !
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You know what? I wish Hugh and Crystal all the best. May not be my cup of tea, but to each their own.
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I used to think that until my father married a gold digger. I accepted her as my father’s wife, but on his death bed in hospital she was saying to him “I’m number one, I’m number one!”. Yes… to each their own. My father got a live in housekeeper, cook and prostitute. She got his money. Bitter? Yes I am.
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Gee half your luck to be married! Should really bag anyone who is happy ppl. Im 35 and would love to have that day even if he’s 86 i guess lol
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Everyone must read the auto correct piece immediately, particularly if you are on a bus or other public place. I had tears rolling down my cheeks.
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Me too, soo funny!
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