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By KATE HUNTER

Naturally, I haven’t read the book ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’.

I’m far too highbrow and literary for that.

When I say I haven’t read it, I mean I haven’t read the actual book, you know, the one made of paper. I may have downloaded it onto my Kindle for professional reasons – as an author, I need to keep abreast of literary phenomena.

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that if I want mega-sales, I need to bump up the bondage in my books. It’s tricky for me, as I write for twelve year olds, but good to know.

Thrift being ever my watchword, I might have downloaded the other two ‘Fifty Shades’ titles (package of three cheaper than individual purchases) so I admit to being familiar with the trilogy; all the ins and outs, so to speak.

So I realise that music plays a significant part in the love and lust story that is Ana and Christian.

Of course it does – they need something to mask the sound of all that spanking. Interestingly, Christian has a penchant for classical tunes. Ana is more of a Top Forty girl – but happily goes along with Christian’s choices in music as well as food, wine and restraints.

It makes sense really; if you’re going to be tied up in the Red Room Of Pain, La Traviata seems more appropriate than Coldplay’s Greatest Hits.

But it all begs the question, what music does it for you in the boudoir?

Everyone is different. Some like nothing but the sound of bedsprings. Others get into it with a power ballad – Meatloaf or Steve Tyler can make a stock standard Tuesday night  shag seem like the last time anyone on earth has sex.

Still others go for smoky jazz tunes – problem with those is they never end.

Or maybe you’re like Ana and Christian who like to crank up the classics.

Here are some suggestions….

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  1. PETA Thompson

    Enigma – the principles of lust

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  2. no-name

    These always work ……
    Glory Box – Portishead
    Closer – Kings of Leon
    Animal – Pearl Jam

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  3. Trog

    Romance? Got it covered. Here’s what I put on when I’m in the mood to make love ALL half-time long.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nawtavstLMs

    Here’s the 70s original if you prefer your lovin’ awash in Old Spice. Check out Ralph, Charles and Larry introduce themselves and their star signs. I’d turn for Charles.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

    Subtlety’s also important:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4

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  4. afw

    Anything by Sade, but especially No Ordinary Love. Also Wicked Game, Chris Isaak.

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  5. littlewookie

    The entire Mezzanine album by Massive Attack. Trust me, this one is a total winner ;-)

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  6. May!

    The John Legend cover of ‘don’t you worry about a thing’. Sexy!

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  7. Dragongirl

    Need you tonight ~INXS
    Kiss ~ Prince
    Husband’s choice:Love Bites ~ Def Leppard
    Anything by Gino Vanelli very 80′s

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  8. TessGirl

    Ball and Biscuit – The White Stripes
    Hustle and Cuss – The Dead Weather
    Grounds for Divorce – Elbow
    Get Some – Lykke Li
    When The Levee Breaks – Led Zeppelin

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  9. heartbroken

    eric clapton – wonderful tonight.

    hot.

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  10. Sally

    Smooth – Santana feat. Rob Thomas
    Bad things – Jace Everett

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  11. Bradley

    Chopin’s “Minute Waltz”.

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  12. Lilac Wine

    Oh yeah…Closer by Nine Inch Niails! Or anything sung by Mike Paton from Faith No More

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  13. Jen

    Into the Wild by Eddie Vedder. Awesome carefree album.
    Or Jack Johnson! It’s better when you don’t know the songs that well so you can just cruise and not get too distracted!

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  14. Bradley

    If it’s just a quickie that you’re after….Chopin’s “Minute Waltz”, perhaps ?

    or…..that track by Pussy Riot….if you really want the quickie quickly.

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  15. Bradley

    Definitely “April Sun In Cuba” by Dragon. It has a beat that everyone can keep up with. :)

    On loop, of course.

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  16. kersten

    Closer by NIN
    Teardrop by Massive Attack
    ADIDAS by Korn (although that one tends to make me laugh)
    Love, Hate, Love by Alice In Chains
    Bird of Feather by Cog
    Change (in the House of Flies) by the Deftones
    Cold by Static X
    Swinging the Dead by DevilDriver
    Everybody Here Wants You, You and I and Jewel Box by Jeff Buckley
    You Belong to Me by Lenny Kravitz

    Look, we could be here all day lol.

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    • Jeff Fan

      Amen to Jeff Buckley’s Everybody Here Wants You.

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  17. pennypacker

    Used to be pink floyd. loud. now it’s, ‘quiet, don’t wake the kids up!’

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  18. karen

    Oh I like this game. My girlfriend’s and I just played over coffee and we all had very different tastes. One opted for Sexual Healing, another said Whole Lotta Love and my answer was Animals by Nickeback.

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  19. Jazzy

    What’s that song? “I want you so hard I want you so good…?” I think it’s the Eagles of Death Metal.

    Every. Time. Oh.

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    • Kitten

      Yep! Anything by Eagles of Death Metal, or involving that giant ginger of awesome, Josh Homme. I rate Skin on Skin by Queens of the Stone Age.

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      • Caris

        With y on that. Skin on Skin is awesome. We also like Better living through chemistry and someone’s in the wolf.

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  20. Becks

    “I was made for loving you baby, you were made for loving me….”

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  21. Simone

    Hope the song selections aren’t as bad as the book.

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  22. Jenna

    Music is used in BDSM because it gets you into a head space that you need!
    I know for me when I’ve got music to focus on I get into supspace quicker & go deeper so I can enjoy the total experience so much better.

    I get that this woman isn’t kink inclined but some of us are & do this for real!

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  23. mumofthree

    Black Cherry by Goldfrapp

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  24. Daniel

    Hi Kate,

    You are too “high-brow” for 50 Shades of Grey but you include a Nickelback song in the list?!!

    Just listen to Massive Attack, people. Easy.

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    • Mandy

      Oh yes, Massive Attack for sure.

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    • sami

      What do you mean? Kate read the book! She just said she read it on her kindle ;)

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    • sjb1273

      The entire Mezzanine album. Start to finish. On repeat. or shuffle. But mostly repeat. Awesome.

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    • Kate Hunter

      WHO PUT NICKELBACK IN THE GALLERY? NAT? JAMILA? WHITNEY? And people think Christian is perverted.

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  25. Garfield

    Chain Reaction by Diana Ross did it for me but the I am very old!

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  26. Fifty Shades of Kink

    Nine Inch Nails – Closer
    Massive Attack – Angel
    Herbaliser – The Sensual Woman

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  27. Neeks

    It has to be the Riot Act album by Pear Jam for me for sentimental reasons. Hearing that album reminds me of summer, first love and a hell of a lot of teenage hormones.

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  28. Mary Caldwell

    The 50 Shades soundtrack is indeed an amazing journey, in particular the sublime classical pieces. There’s something for everyone and I’d highly recommend purchasing a copy of the Classical Album. If you’d like a taste of the mercurial moods of the music, it exists as a Spotify playlist http://bit.ly/NrsqyW

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  29. Erin

    “Naturally, I haven’t read the book ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’.

    I’m far too highbrow and literary for that.”

    lol, love that you’ve brought some light to this. Yes it’s trashy, poorly written and has some questionable themes in it, but why is it as women we feel we need to justify reading a trashy book? I’m sick of reading articles about 50 shades (not this one of course) where the author, usually a woman, has to get on the soapbox and spout ideals about why we should be damning this book to hell. Can’t we just have a laugh, admit we read it and enjoyed some, if not all, parts of it and move on?

    I’m pretty sure men don’t feel the need to psychoanalyse everything they read and let it define who they are?

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  30. kselbs62

    This Woman’s Work – Maxwell. Amazing!

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    • afw

      Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite album. oohhhh shivers

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  31. Dee

    Sexual Healing and anything by Yanni ! (Check him out on youtube)

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  32. Elle.

    Physical – Olivia N-J.

    Too obvious?

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    • Bess

      Totally agree :)

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    • Tripitaka

      Only if done with leotards and legwarmers….. not a bad idea really..

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  33. Nancy

    Usher – Making love into the night! It dos it everytime!!

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  34. Kylie L

    Oh dear. I read that Tallis Scholars’ number as “Sperm in Alium”.

    I was wondering where my alium was.

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  35. becsparrow

    Kate Hunter you are hilarious!!!!!!!

    As for me, I love the song Fields of Gold by Sting.

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  36. lizlemonmuppet

    Did my comment go to spam because it had the words “John Farnham” in it??!!

    It was: Sting’s “I burn for you”. Not John Farnham’s. :)

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  37. lizlemonmuppet

    Sting “I burn for you”. NOT to be confused with the John Farnham song!

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  38. Anonymous

    Moondance, Van

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  39. Jack

    Janet Jackson!! You just need to watch Will and Grace to know that !

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  40. JACK

    Anything by Janet Jackson – it makes me laugh everytime when Jack of Will and Grace makes the JJ and sex joke!

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  41. freckles

    turn me on by norah jones

    gives me tingles

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  42. mylifemychoice

    Shine on – Screaming Jets; Alone in the Dark – John Hiatt; Pink & Velvet – Berlin; Nights in White Satin – Moody Blues; Luxuria – The Tea Party….. Oh dear – my list could go on and on :)

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  43. Mumabulous

    Sadly, its more like Wake Up Jeff in our household these days.

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    • Kathy W

      As it was for me, too – back in 1997. Those Wiggles songs transcend generations. The baby is now 16 – but sadly – I’m divorced and celibate :)

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    • Kate Hunter

      Is your partner’s name Jeff? ;-)

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  44. maybedaisy

    Turn Out The Lights by The Music. Deepest, sexiest song for when you’re REALLY in love.

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  45. Anonymous

    The xx debut album and the Portishead debut album are the best. Full stop.

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  46. abc123

    Is it April Fools Day?

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