You know what celebrity new-mum cover story I’d like to see?
“HOW HAVING A BABY HELPED ME LEARN WHAT MY BODY IS TRULY CAPABLE OF! LIKE CREATING A CHILD AND FEEDING IT!
AND HOW I NOW HAVE A FAR LESS SUPERFICIAL AND NARCISISSTIC ATTITUDE TO MY WEIGHT BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.”
Yes Christina, more important than pouring yourself into a bandage dress with high heels and full hair and make-up and pretending like nothing has ever changed. That you can still be hot and sexy. Baby? What baby?
Is that really the pinnacle of achievement in our society? Losing the ‘baby weight’?